2007-09-04 17:47:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
when asked how I'm doing, I say "fine as a frog hair cut three ways"
That normally gets at least a smile if not a laugh...
2007-09-04 17:52:47 · answer #1 · answered by Armyvet 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I tell them about the speeding ticket I got up in Oregon years ago. I'd been smoking, you know........... smoking? I knew I had blown past the cop at over 100 mph at 4am during a snowstorm on a freeway in the mountains.
So when the cop said, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA JUST HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING??!!!!!!!"
I simply smiled sweetly and said, "er, a, 60?"
Then he said, "MISTER, I CLOCKED YOU AT 13 MPH!"
Sober and wiser now, I'll never do that again.
2007-09-05 01:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by GENE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mongoose
2007-09-05 00:54:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I say random things at random moments, I know a bunch of random, weird facts...so at any givin moment, on will slip out...Or, I say nothing for a long period of time, and suddenly say something ridiculous...Yes. They love it...
2007-09-05 00:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you fall from heaven and hit a tree and hit every branch down because your so ugly.
2007-09-05 00:53:25 · answer #5 · answered by redman656565 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
some coworkers were talking in the kitchen, laughing,,i walked in and they said "do you know whats really fun to do?" i said....."fart in the bathtub?"
i guess you had to be there.
2007-09-05 00:58:44 · answer #6 · answered by vanessa c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
emm...well a lot people think that my questions are stupid and they laugh...nobody takes me seriously! :(
2007-09-05 00:53:07 · answer #7 · answered by Giggle Bear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing.. just my usual sarcastic self....
2007-09-05 00:55:16 · answer #8 · answered by AnonymousA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
can't think one, cause u r starring at me :P
2007-09-05 00:55:21 · answer #9 · answered by Tea Lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i think i broke my wrist"
great friends no?
2007-09-05 00:56:36 · answer #10 · answered by ana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋