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I had a feeling they weren't because they are udderly beautiful.

2007-09-06 16:12:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your udders aren't why I love you. I love you because you think I'm a good enough friend to tell me.

2007-09-04 17:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by kathi1vee 5 · 1 0

Oh darn! I thought those were your real udders. Still luv ya...

2007-09-04 17:45:24 · answer #3 · answered by midnightminy 4 · 1 0

Yeah, that's okay...I still love you.
But, why...why would you turn to plastic surgery? You were so, beautiful, so what if one utter was a lil smaller than the rest...and I didn't even notice that one was lopsided!

But...I do still love you. I will someday learn to accept your new body.

2007-09-04 17:49:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The real question here is will I still love you if you don't tell me?

2007-09-04 17:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by Hank 1 · 1 0

There, isn't confession good for the soul? You still have friends.

2007-09-04 17:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Next you are going to tell us you have mad cow disease? Wow!! You are still udderly wonderful. LOL

2007-09-04 17:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by justme 4 · 0 0

Are you serious??? You're a cow, what confessions do you have to make? " I drank my own milk" or "I rub my nipples every day".

2007-09-04 17:46:36 · answer #8 · answered by VegasPapi 5 · 1 0

Hmm, well sorry but they never looked that good anyway. You need a better plastic surgeon.

2007-09-04 17:46:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I knew they were implants. I was just to polite to say so. enjoy them while you can! I still love you. Always and forever.

2007-09-04 17:46:51 · answer #10 · answered by robee 7 · 1 0

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