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2007-09-04 16:18:21 · 11 answers · asked by Page 4 in Entertainment & Music Horoscopes

Are they suppose to be real smart?

2007-09-04 16:18:42 · update #1

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I'm an Aquarius. The German word for Aquarius is "Wasserman." The Wasserman test is a blood test for syphilis. I learned this by reading the punchline of a joke in MAD Magazine, many years ago when I was just a kid, and relearned it several years afterwards when I took a course in microbiology.

There! Now you know everything I know!

Next: my dissertation on the relationship between the word "thesaurus" and Jim Morrison, the "Lizard King."

2007-09-04 18:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

As the Aquarian thinks, so will the world - just give it another 50 years! Aquarius is always thought of as a dreamer but you are essentially a realist. You often shock conventional people because your calm and tranquil manner belies the fact that you like to defy public opinion. Often your mode of dress will give away your refusal to conform. You are a natural revolutionary. You are very interested in everything, a wide variety of subjects, yet you take a cool and impersonal approach. You are always analysing situations and people. You tend to have lots of people in your social circle but few truly close friends. One moment you love friendship and crowds of people, then you want just as much to be alone. Trusting others is not easy for you - you tend to study them first, giving the impression that you are absent minded, but you in fact taking everything in. You actually have awesome concentration and can soak up information while others judge you to be oblivious. You can be very funny, perverse, original, conceited and independent, but by turns you can be diplomatic, gentle, sympathetic and timid. You have an instinctive empathy iwth the mentally distressed, an uncanny ability to calm a terrified child or a hysterical person. This empathy stems from the fact that Aquarians are touched by genious - but there's a fine line between genuis and insanity and you have to be careful to walk that line. You are intuitive, sometimes even telepathic. You hate lying and cheating and tend to avoid borrowing and lending if you can. If you do indulge in these things you tend to keep your word and pay your bills on time. You have a broad outlook and are rarely bigoted. Everyone is your brother. You respect individuality in others and don't try to impose your own beliefs on them. You do have revolutionary beliefs which are deeply held, but prefer to leave the ranting and raving and fighting to others.


Love & Blessings
Milly

2007-09-05 08:46:22 · answer #2 · answered by milly_1963 7 · 1 0

We are great communicators, highly intelligent, we often appear distant, but that's usually when we are checking you out very carefully.
We are eclectic, usually artistically gifted in some way, and we are hallmarked as not caring what others think. We store trivia like an IBM computer, so don't think we missed the way you tie your shoes or the time you mentioned that your first dog was named Skippy.
Those are some of the general traits. To really know an Aquarius or any other sun sign, you need to also know their moon sign and ascendant.

2007-09-04 23:31:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I don't think that's one of the characteristics of that sign. Not
that they're stupid either. I'm married to a true Aquarian. They
are impulsive. They are generous and will give things to others without batting an eye. They are fun loving and friendly
and like to be the life of any party. Often choosing to be the
last to go home. I think the main drawback is that not always
do they finish things. Mine procrastinates, and it takes awhile
for him to finish any one thing. He tends to get carried away
with several things at a time. And he is smart, and he thinks
so too LOL. I often will ask him for an answer to something
and most often, he'll know it. Just because he watches more
news than I do,and reads more than I do also about politics
and current events. Sometimes it's hard to keep them
anchored and settled. They are often free spirits.

2007-09-04 23:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by Lynn 7 · 1 0

yep their good debaters and make good politicians they're genorous and friendly they tend to be interested in friendship more than romance they're not the type to talk about their feelings and have a hard time saying their real feelings about someone they're the kind of person that's irresistable in a unique way.Aquarius is Fixed air, they're compatible with Gemini Libra Aquarius Leo and sagittarius and Aries Libra is most compatible though.Libra and Aquarius are both social butterflys Libra is socially active and charming (this is their trademark next to beauty and tact)Aquarius cant help but to admire this Remember this though Aquarius is more intellectually focussed than Libra who has a flair and eye for aesthetics but is more than on par with Aquarius in an intellectual debate,because tact and diplomacy are their specialty.Don't get confused I'm not saying they fight like no other what I'm saying is they fit like two pieces of a beautiful puzzle they balance each other out where Aquarius lacks affection libra will overflow in this relationship with it and Libra will be mentally stimulated to and in the bedroom they bring eachother pleasure too ;) Libra is the ultimate lover of romance and Aquarius is somewhat kinky almost and inventive and with endurance both sides apreciate each other.

2007-09-05 02:37:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It is a glass tank that holds pet fish. It has a pump, a light, pretty little fishies, gravel on the bottom, a little castle, green plants - you know, just like at the dentist's office.

Oh, wait - you said Aquarius? When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars? Oh! Never mind!

2007-09-04 23:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Aquarians are usually lively, inventive and is the most happily eccentric sign in the zodiac. They are Humanitarian, friendly, independent, quirky, willing, progressive, creative, loyal, idealistic yet rational.
They are also very unpredictable, contrary, tactless and stubborn.
Should you ask an aquarian for help, you will immediately get it, and all promises will be kept (at some point in the future).

Aquarians are extremely independent, they just will not be tied down for long. Nevertheless they are very faithful and supportive in the right relationship.

2007-09-04 23:48:52 · answer #7 · answered by #1 Girl -She's Bittersweet- 6 · 1 0

I'm an Aquarian, but I wouldn't say I'm smart.

We're supposed to be more creative and artist than other signs. And we kinda "think outside of the box".

Some are emotional and can get offened easy.

2007-09-04 23:32:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yep. Quick. Quirky. Fun. And on his high horse about social justice, fairness, and other Air sign things.

2007-09-05 03:32:33 · answer #9 · answered by soxrcat 6 · 1 0

www.google.com look up Astrological sign: Aquarius, you will get about 100 pages with "accurate" info

2007-09-04 23:22:47 · answer #10 · answered by Lupita 5 · 1 0

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