Who Ever makes me laugh the most, will get best answer full stars!
2007-09-04 14:41:16 · 32 answers · asked by tony b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm?
A. Hold on to your nuts kid, cos this is gonna but the biggest ******* you've ever had.
Laugh. You know it's funny.
2007-09-05 00:28:25 · answer #1 · answered by bluegirl6 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhhhh.
didya know big foot like coke?
yup. then he blew a big one and the smell reached Japan.
ehhh.
MYY BALONEY HAS A FIRST NAME. IT'S O-S-C-A-R. I CAN'T MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH ON PURPOSE BUT I THOUGHT I'D GIVE IT A TRY!
HEY!
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laughter is infectious.
>_@
2007-09-04 15:01:17 · answer #2 · answered by Kylie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Astros are going to win the World Series and the Texans are going to win the Super Bowl. Now there's a laugh!
2007-09-04 14:52:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man is on a plane waiting for it to take off. All of s sudden, this gorgeous girl gets on the plane. He holds his breath and tries to remain cool and calm and he see she is sitting in the seat right next to him. After the plane takes off and they are flying he leans over and in his best macho voice he says
"Hey, honey, not being nosy. Just making small talk, where are you headed? What's your name?"
She looks at him and says,
" My name is Vanessa and I am going to the American Sex Education Conference"
He said, "The what?"
She said, "The American Sex Education Conference. We learn to try and test new things sexually as well a debunk the myths of sex. For instance, they always say that Black men are very well endowed, but is really the Native American men who are packing! Jewish men are the best lovers, and rednecks are the best f*ckers". She blushed as she realized she was talking to a complete stranger and then said,
"By the way, what is your name?"
The man then leaned over and said,
"Well, honey my name is Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba"
Hope U Like!!!
2007-09-04 14:59:18 · answer #4 · answered by ~*LilDebbie=BigDeborah*~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in case you nevertheless have assigned seats on the bus, you're too youthful to care. They laughed because of the fact they have been imagining you giving somebody a ********. next time they try this say "a minimum of i don't play the flute such as you 2 ballerinas".
2016-11-14 05:25:34 · answer #5 · answered by lauramore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
2007-09-04 14:46:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
okay, this was back in highschool. but picture a room with a bunch of teens sitting around 5 large table..... Scenerio...
So I finished my english work and everybody was still sitting there working. the teacher was looking down at her papers... I got so bored I looked around. NOw, we're all sitting around a table. me being the only girl on one table. My best Friend Andy (guy) was sitting next to me, so I leaned over and whispered. hey andy, wannna have fun. he smiles and ask what's up... I whispered for him to rub Jason's leg under the table but pretend to be working. he laughed and agreed. SO Jason was really into his work and I guess andy started rubbing his foot with his own because jason stopped his writing and looked across the table. I was starring back at him giving him a flirty smile. I mouth out that his hot. And he winked and said he's turned on. I threw my head back and started laughing like hell, so loud. he looked under the table and saw that it wasn't me but andy rubbing his foot and still was. he jumped out of his chair and said SH!T!!!! LMAO..... Andy and I got sent to the office...LOL... After that andy told me Jason rubbed back and ANdy wanted to laugh but had to hold it in. LMAO
True story
2007-09-04 15:06:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i work as a correctional officer at the State prison in Arkansas.
one day i was working a building when i found a small ball of Marijuana outside a window landing on the roof ( 2nd Floor ) outside the window. later that day after i turned it in as i was supposed to do this one particular inmate heard about the find i made somehow and he asked me Mr. Stailey did you find my Marijuana. i was like dude just how dumb are you?
2007-09-04 14:48:32 · answer #8 · answered by james_stailey@sbcglobal.net 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Grrrrrr
2007-09-04 14:45:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rumor has it that humor is highly over-rated, unless you want a minimum-wage job washing dishes at the local comedy club...
Later Daze! =)
2007-09-04 14:46:22 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋