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I have sat on my @ss all day long and i haven't done a thing. what should i tell her? should i fake sick?

2007-09-04 13:30:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

23 answers

The cat did it

2007-09-04 13:32:58 · answer #1 · answered by Mo 7 · 5 0

Get you @ss of the computer and start straightening up. Sometimes we do really good under pressure. If not, then be prepared for a bad night.

2007-09-04 20:36:33 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Zoey ♥ 7 · 3 0

Go out to the garage. Bring the lawn mower inside and flip it upsidedown. Light a match and run outside. The fire will clean the house, the firemen will wash down the house for you, and you have a good excuse.

2007-09-04 20:39:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

you still have 15 minutes to do a quick once over! Just shove everything in a corner or under the bed.

2007-09-04 20:35:17 · answer #4 · answered by ~SheSul~ 6 · 3 0

Ha. Tell her you were in a "mood". And just felt lazy. Everyone has those days. Then you don't have to live up to your claims of sickness!

2007-09-04 20:34:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hi grundlegoat,

Tell her The Cat In The Hat stopped by & made the mess!
She'll know you are sick for sure. (if not crazy already).
Have a good night. :0)

2007-09-04 21:06:43 · answer #6 · answered by dousmokedoobies69 6 · 1 1

i do this alot. i guess you got 15 minutes to get as much done as you can. be sure to have a smile on your face when they come in. Better luck tommarrow

2007-09-04 20:37:14 · answer #7 · answered by LoVeLoVeLoVe 2 · 4 0

Um im assuming your a man so why don't you go be a man and get a good paying job so your girl can stay home and clean the house.

2007-09-04 20:40:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

try something different like the truth for a change.everyone has a lazy day now and again.make her dinner and tell her you will get on it tomorrow and make sure you do.no big deal! good luck.

2007-09-04 20:42:40 · answer #9 · answered by dixie58 7 · 1 1

Tell her you asked Taz to come over and he got excited.

STUPID! You tell her! Be honest! Honestly, that's the best thing to do.

2007-09-04 23:33:29 · answer #10 · answered by Candy 7 · 0 0

Start fake sneezing and say it's an allergy attack so you couldn't do any house work. Rub your eyes and nose so their really red. Good luck let us know how it turns out.

2007-09-04 20:35:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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