U ◙ Okay..... Story writers.....Ready for something new????

Question

The first 6 people to post ONE phrase that they would like to have listed, will have their phrase listed. ( IT MUST BEGIN WITH THE LETTER ► " U " ◄)
So instead of me making up the phrases.....YOU have a hand in it!!!!
Confused??? You'll see...... It's really quite simple....
After I see the first 6 phrases, I will LIST THEM IN THE ADDED DETAILS....THEN,GO BACK TO MY QUESTION , LOOK AT THE PHRASES AND WRITE A LITTLE STORY THAT MUST INCLUDE THOSE 6 PHRASES.
P.S. I WILL NOT ACCEPT BATHROOM HUMOR OR PROFANITY.
█ If you are not one of the first 6 responders, you are still invited to write a story and compete. ◄◄ Good luck and have FUN~~~~~~~~~

► CAN YOU WRITE A LITTLE STORY THAT INCLUDES THESE 6 PHRASES? ◄
1.Until I understand this better, I won't be playing.
2.Under no circumstances will a ravin lunatic get involved!
3.Underwear for ladies is also known as lingerie!
4. Unicorns have pretty feathers.
5. Under most circumstances, flamingos prefer not to wear their propellor hats on windy days, but on some occasions, such as the annual duck racing contest, they are oblidged to do so.
6. Up the ante, or I walk

BONUS PHRASE: Uncle Matt is a wild and wonderful cowboy. ◄◄

Answer 1

Up the ante, or I walk

Edit: D'OH Fivescore!! LOL!! Gotta get my mind whirling around that one!! :)

EDIT 2 -

3010 A.D.
"Ladylays and gentlemales, please get into a single line. We're about to enter the museum."
Betheyanna and her Uncle Poppop were at the front of the line.
"Password?" ordered the guard.
Uncle Poppop grew flustered.."Wha? Password? What Password??? I should complain to the Senate about this!! Why I never!!"
The guard scowled. "(Under no circumstances will a ravin lunatic get involved) with this tour! Now, password!! Or I call for backup!!"
Betheyanna pulled at his shirt.."It's okay Poppop, I got this one".
She turned to the guard. "(Unicorns have pretty feathers.)"
The guard nodded curtly, and they were let in.
The 21st century exhibit was a draw for all the citizens of Canusada. They were a people who loved learning about their history.
"Come on Poppop! Let's go play the flamingo game!"
Betheyanna dragged her uncle over to the game station.

The game barker shouted loud. "Come one come all, guess what 21st century flamingos wore and win a prize!"
Betheyanna shouted. "We'll play!" she paid her dollooney to the barker.
Poppop scowled.."you young whipper-snappers! (Until I understand this better, I wont' be playing!!)"
"Shhh Poppop just listen!!"
"Come on folks, shouted the barker..What did flamingos wear in the 21st century?"
Shouts went up..
"Aquamadder headgear?"
"Flotzers?"
"Popermads?!"
"21st century people..not 31st century!!"
" Propeller hats..but (under most circumstances, flamingos prefer not to wear their propellor hats on windy days, but on some occasions such as the annual duck racing contest, they are obliged to do so)." muttered Poppop.
Utter silence. Everyone turned and stared at him.
The barker slackjawed suddenly came back to life.. "W-why the old man is right!!"
The crowed cheered and Poppop was given his prize, a 1000 year old celebrity card of "Cowboy Uncle Matt"
Betheyanna was ecstatic! "Poppop! this card is valuable! Look what it says on the back! It says (Uncle Matt is a wild and wonderful cowboy)! Let me have it and I'll give you 2 dollooneys for it!"
"Two dollooneys? I thought you said it was valuable?"
"O-okay..3 dollooneys!"
"(Up the ante, or I walk)!"
Betheyanna scowled. "Fine! Five dollooneys and that's my final offer!"
Poppop smiled "That's my girl." he handed the card over.
Betheyanna smiled handing over her money, and pocketing the card.
"Let's go Poppop, next stop is the Lingerie Cave exhibit. They say in the 21st century the lingerie monster walked the streets devouring flamingos and hipporaffes!"
Poppop shuffled after her.."You know!" he called out. "I heard it said that (underwear for ladies is also known as lingerie)..or it was in the 21st century anyhow.."
"Betheyanna stared at him in amazement and pity. Lingerie..underwear?!?"
"Ha ha ha..! Whatever you say silly ole Poppop..now come on!!"

Answer 2

♥ erm........................ i may try this one.

I completely forgot to write a witty entry for this Q.
I apologised to Sunshine saying, "(1.) Until I understand this better, I won't be playing."
She said, "Okay, but it better not happen again! Understood!?"
I said, "Yes Ma'am. and sorry i missed the animal story too! I bet that would've been fun!"
She said, " I'm sure. I read some real doozies! One guy wrote, "(5)Under most circumstances, flamingos prefer not to wear their propellor hats on windy days, but on some occasions, such as the annual duck racing contest, they are oblidged to do so." then he added a footnote saying, (4) "Unicorns have pretty feathers."
I said, "Oh wow. Thats an odd story!" She said, "I know. But (bonus) Uncle Matt is a wild and wonderful cowboy, he helped me land my first writing job. Anyways, by far one of the weirdest ever submitted, my first job, was supposed to be an editorial on Victoria's Secret! They guy wrote a three page expose explaining why (3)underwear for ladies is also known as lingerie! He wanted me to edit it for a magazine add. He offered me 200 bucks. Not only was the story lousy, but i said, 200 bucks? Are you kidding me? (6)Up the ante, or I walk. So he did. He said it was a hefty price but worth it. His last editor was a little loony, and he said (2)Under no circumstances will a ravin lunatic get involved! So, you're hired sunshine! And that was history!"
I said, "Oh wow. sounds like a busy day." She said, "tell me about it."
the end

*sighs* this is total poo! but i felt bad that i forgot about it! Sorry!!!! :(

Answer 3

Under most circumstances, flamingos prefer not to wear their propellor hats on windy days, but on some occasions, such as the annual duck racing contest, they are oblidged to do so.

(Wow. That was fun. In an awkward sort of way.)

OK Here's my story:

Under most circumstances, flamingos prefer not to wear their propellor hats on windy days, but on some occasions, such as the annual duck racing contest, they are oblidged to do so.
Flamingo Bob hated them particularly so, so much so at last years duck racing contest, he ate his. Flamingo Jill didn't mind so much and always made up for the downer with her excitement for the duck racing contest.

"Everyone who wishes to enter the duck racing contest, please do so in the booth to my right!" announced Flamingo Jackson. "The rules are simple! Grab a duck and when the gun shoots, take off and see who reaches the pond first!"

Flamingo Larry was very unenthused. "Until I understand this better, I won't be playing. This could be any duck, and any pond. And what's the prize anyway? I won't be playing, and that's final."

Flamingo Jackson was unfazed. "You aren't allowed to race anyway! Under no circumstances will a ravin lunatic get involved!" Before Larry could retort, Jackson continued. "Now here's a special twist to the race this year. Whoever can answer my riddle can have a striking head start. Here we go: What has wings, but can't fly, has an apron but can't cook, sits in front of a house but is not a yard, has legs but can't walk, and is used by a company that strikes when the job is through? Anyone? Anyone at all?"

"Fried chicken with clothes that got lost in the suburbs and get eaten when people are done cooking it?!"

"My grandma?!"

"Unicorns have pretty feathers?!"

"Unicorns don't have feathers, you idiot!"

"Shut up!"

"Stop fighting you little-!"

"A STAGE! IT'S A STAGE, ISN'T IT?!" a voice called.

Jackson called for quite and the person who voice the correct answer. To everyone's surprise, it was Larry, the unenthused flamingo.

"I am not a raving lunatic, and am in fact filled with much useful information. Like the Eiffel Tower was struck by lightening in 1902. Like underwear for ladies is also known as lingerie! I'm filled with many words of wisdom including 'Up the ante, or I walk'-"

"What the heck does that mean?"

"- and I don't let striking insults rouse me."

Jackson was annoyed. "Well are you even going to enter the contest?" In response to Larry's nod, Jackson explained the head start. "You'll get 10 seconds before everyone else to start."

"I want no head start," Larry replied. "I shall win with my elite skills. After all, my Uncle Matt was a wild and wonderful cowboy, especially when it comes to duck racing."

So they held the duck racing contest, which resulted in a forfeit of every contestant, as their ducks appeared to have been roasted accidentally.


Haha, tell me what you think.

Answer 4

Under no circumstances will a ravin lunatic get involved!

Answer 5

Underwear for ladies is also known as lingerie!

Answer 6

Unicorns have pretty feathers.

Answer 7

Until I understand this better, I won't be playing.

Answer 8

Sorry, but not right away. I need to do a rewrite.

Answer 9

Understand me girl!!!! I will not!!!