This is the song "Cleanin' Out My Closet" by Eminem with just a bit of a change:
"I'm sorry mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry. But tonight, I'm COMIN' OUT THE CLOSET."
Don't get me wrong, its a good song and i like it. This is just a joke thing.
2007-09-04 12:22:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Garbage Man (parody of Rocket Man)
I packed my drugs last night to drive
Early hours, 4:00 a.m.
And I’m gonna be high as a kite by five
I slam your garbage cans; I wake you up
I know you’re trying to sleep
So I just slam your cans again
CHORUS Another half-dead mouse, a bag of coffee grinds
You won’t believe all the gross things I find
I stink so bad it melts the paint at home
Oh, no, no, no….I’m a Garbage Man….
Garbage Man….taking out the trash for everyone
Another chicken wing, another melon rind
You won’t believe all the good food I find
All the stuff that keeps, you know I’ll take it home
Oh, no, no, no….I’m a Garbage Man….
Garbage Man….taking out the trash for everyone
This ain’t the kind of place to make new friends
They’re dirty and they smell
But it’s easy to beat them at poker games
And all the bad hype, I don’t understand
It’s just my job, six days a week
A garbage man….a garbage man
CHORUS Another half-dead mouse, a bag of coffee grinds
You won’t believe all the gross things I find
I stink so bad it melts the paint at home
Oh, no, no, no….I’m a Garbage Man….
Garbage Man….taking out the trash for everyone
Another chicken wing, another melon rind
You won’t believe all the good food I find
All the stuff that keeps, you know I’ll take it home
Oh, no, no, no….I’m a Garbage Man….
Garbage Man….taking out the trash for everyone
And I haven’t showered in a long, long time….
Original music and lyrics by Elton John and Bernie Taupin
Parody lyrics by Your Uncle Dodge for Laughing Dolphin Music - February 1995
2007-09-04 12:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wild World - Cat Stevens Forever Young - Bob Dylan Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band You're So Vain - Carly Simon These are all great songs for your 8th grade project. If I think of any more, I'll be sure to add them. Trainee Troll Triton of Truth
2016-05-21 06:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by vesta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fishsticks: By Josh Tobin
2007-09-04 12:26:01 · answer #3 · answered by Wyco 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything by Frank Sinatra.
2007-09-04 12:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by Galahad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm just Jenny and I've been around the block. . .Jennifer Lopez-'Jenny from the block'
2007-09-04 12:27:43 · answer #5 · answered by ǝsɹnuʎxǝs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! That is a funny joke :). Hmmm... I have a song but nothing to replace it with something funny.
2007-09-04 12:26:24 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Allison♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eminem - Shake That
"And I get more *** than a toilet seat"
hilarious!
2007-09-04 13:00:06 · answer #7 · answered by leela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Humps song and that Grillz stupid one.
2007-09-04 12:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by Viviana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"your way to beautiful girl, that's why it'll never work.....you have me Sara Sidel, Sara Sidel."
Can't hear that song without singing it that way.
I'm a CSI fan.
2007-09-04 12:29:15 · answer #9 · answered by CROSS-EYED PENGUIN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lost my Dog, Lost my House, My Wife left me, miss my Dog.....
2007-09-04 12:26:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋