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It's about time someone did this! You are a crusader, Ron!

As for me, I was injured by my toilet when I tried to flush a..err.."feminine product"..the damn thing exploded!
I don't remember much after that..just woke up in the ER with chunks of porcelain embedded in my limbs.

2007-09-04 10:58:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Dam R, I think your on to something..just when I need the lil feller most, he's runnin round,trying to get away,.... In a futile attempt to corral the bastard I hit my head on the sink,the floor and the bathtub...

2007-09-04 18:32:13 · answer #2 · answered by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 · 0 0

I was getting a drink of water when *WHAM* I got this nasty lump on the back of my head caused when the seat came crashing down......





j/k but don't tell the judge that!

2007-09-05 10:38:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It wouldn't hold up while my man had me bent over it. HEEEY!

OMG! You stupid little b*tch! Get a effing life! You could use some black d*ck in your life. I bet you'd change your tune. Stupid heffa!

2007-09-04 17:49:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1 3

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