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There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke.
The three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours,
the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breast stroker.
About 40 minutes later,
the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that,
the blonde finally came ashore
and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race,
she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser,
but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
2007-09-04 10:26:22 · 39 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It was funny the first time I heard it all those years ago.
2007-09-04 10:28:48 · answer #1 · answered by The Corinthian 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
NO I just wasted 2 mins of my life that I will never get back matter of fact I think my time is worth about $20 a minute so you owe me $40 bucks let me know when you got it so I can come collect!
2007-09-12 08:51:57 · answer #2 · answered by krytrons2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to meet her. She must have enormous ones if it only took her 18-19 hours. It took Matthew Webb 22 hours and he DID use his arms!
2007-09-10 10:04:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 23:45:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny,lol. I will share it with a blonde friend of mine. I am always telling her blonde jokes.
2007-09-12 06:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it. Heres a star
2007-09-04 10:28:53 · answer #6 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol funny, get a star from me x
2007-09-04 10:30:41 · answer #7 · answered by Maria S © 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny have a star
2007-09-04 13:03:51 · answer #8 · answered by cowboy_style 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well i hadn't heard before and sent on to all my blond friends
2007-09-10 00:15:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was so funny Ha Ha Ha
2007-09-04 12:23:37 · answer #10 · answered by bubblescg2008 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋