I stole candy from a baby after shooting fish in a barrell when they found out my name was Curiosity -- you know the one who killed the cat...? What was I supposed to do? He took my tongue!
Anway... what are YOU in for?
2007-09-04 09:20:48 · 27 answers · asked by RidiculousQstioner w/Vengeance 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I shot the sheriff
2007-09-04 09:25:13 · answer #1 · answered by AnyaNledo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I went insane with rage at the goofiness of this post!! So I went on a tirade of cursing and rapeing of those little stuff marsh mellow chickens and then I kicked the Easter bunny for making those Gross cad-bury eggs after doing a line of pixie stick dust!!!!!!
2007-09-12 15:58:43 · answer #2 · answered by krytrons2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I caught an intoxicated rat in a trap. And I let him go, but they still locked me up in the Big House. Damn rat comes in, steals my food, sticks out his tongue, poops and leaves. Oh Lord, how long do I have to suffer?
2007-09-04 17:32:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's like this: I was hangin with the Morton girl and the Energizer bunny and we all got arrested for a salt and battery.
2007-09-04 16:35:49 · answer #4 · answered by Ta Dah! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not incarcerated. I've never done anything quite that bad. Close,but not quite. It is an earned privilege you know. Free meals and medical treatment,woo!
2007-09-04 16:27:35 · answer #5 · answered by Galahad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm in Dutch for putting the salt in the ocean
2007-09-11 23:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by shultzie knows best 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is my third offense, i have this addiction and at least im aware of it, but i cant seem to control it..**begins sobbing...but but i keep going into peoples homes and reversing the the toilet paper roll so it feeds from the other way!!...i know i know its horribly upsetting to my victims..but i cant help it, i need help, can you help me kind sir?
2007-09-04 16:28:03 · answer #7 · answered by cindy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A booby revolution. The Boobies are coming!
SPREAD THE WORD RYUTA IS GOING TO MAKE ONLINE HISTORY BY BEING THE FIRST PROFESSOR ONLINE TO CREATE A MASS BOOBY REVOLUTION DONT BE LEFT BEHIND.
Boobs should be taken quite seriously - ryuta
2007-09-04 16:26:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ate the last cookie and put the empty milk carton in the fridge.
2007-09-12 15:35:46 · answer #9 · answered by Corozal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In for life.....I tripped the lights fandango, I lost the greatest gift, I turned around and you were gone. I'm curious your tongue.........is where?
2007-09-04 16:25:54 · answer #10 · answered by Sage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋