2007-09-04 08:28:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
In a leather glove.
2007-09-04 10:45:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good pal of mine got married and had a wedding reception/ party. This party was attended by a a bunch of Hells Angels. John, my pal, the groom was a Hells Angel. There were copiuous amounts of alcohol and drugs consumed. After drinking more than a gallon of beer I had to whizz like a race horse at the gate. I couldn't find the bathroom. I did find a room that he light switch didn't work. I saw something white in the corner of the room so I whipped it out and proceeded to urinate at will. It happened to be (the white object) the bed that the newlyweds were making passionate love upon. All hell broke loose and I ran as fast as I could with my pants still unzipped and got the hell out of there and laughed and laughed and laughed until John finally caught up with me and knocked me out. I don't blame him. We stayed good pals afterwards and we've often laughed about it .
2007-09-04 08:44:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
In my backyard; I got 'wasted' while celebrating my divorce.
So...I ran around to the back (in the dark), stripped, did what I felt I had to do, and hosed-off with the hose pipe!
I was so zooted until I ended up wetting the clothes I had taken off.
When I finally made it inside, I was wringing wet...but fresh!
2007-09-04 08:41:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Off the side of a dock into the lake. I'm a girl so it was pretty tricky. A car drove by too.
2007-09-04 08:33:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hello, Dan. :-)
I've never been too drunk to pee in the proper place...
but I have been drunk enough to do the dirty (dishes- lol) in some pretty interesting places.
just wanted to say hi. :-) bbjo
2007-09-04 21:16:38 · answer #5 · answered by bb jo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't been that drunk, lol. My hubby once did #1 in our closet.
2007-09-04 15:00:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
On the highway on our way to vegas. We were drinking on the way (except the DD of course). Some cars honked, got a few "Hey sexy", and one "Couldn't you wait?" lol Good times...... :)
2007-09-04 08:34:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the potted plant on my GF moms porch.
2007-09-04 08:30:55 · answer #8 · answered by 2-Dogs Nuetered 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
in front of the bar on a chair outside. smoking
2007-09-04 09:06:21 · answer #9 · answered by UofL Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your question made me think of a quote from a movie:
(Batman - with Micheal Keaton)
"Yes, I was their #1 son but they treated me like #2"
As quoted by Penguin discussing how his parents ditched him after they saw what he looked like. :)
2007-09-04 09:00:28 · answer #10 · answered by Selina Kyle 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋