I was staying the night at a friends house once and their dad wanted to say goodbye to me before he went to work. My friend said, "dad, he's not a morning person leave him alone". So this made him want to wake me up even more....
He started tapping my head and did not stop until I blew up....
I said, "OMFG somone give me a F***ing gun so I can blow my F***ing brains out so I can go back to SLEEP!!!"....
Yes I know it made no sense but that's what I said and everyone in the house heard it.
2007-09-04 08:09:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When I was working three jobs, my kids would ask me stuff - they KNEW not to!!! One day when I had slept about an hour after working for 30 straight, I woke up because the house was too quiet. I looked out the window and my truck - and my children - were GONE!!!!! My son had asked if he could use the truck, and I handed him the keys and said sure, fill it up.
He took not only himself and his 3 siblings, but also 4 neighbor kids, to town (6 miles). He was 12 years old.
I slept with the keys inside my pillowcase from then on.
:-) bbjo
2007-09-04 21:33:55 · answer #1 · answered by bb jo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've got finished some extraordinary stuff. i've got tried washing my hair in the bathe with face wash, tried to devour breakfast with out cooking it, etc. yet i became into so sleep-disadvantaged one morning that I fell asleep at the back of the wheel while i became into driving to college. My domicile became into approximately ten miles from my intense college and that i had to force on the line to get there. I remembered observing the white line in the median on a similar time as i became into driving and then unexpectedly I hit my head on the guidance wheel as a results of fact I had exchange into subconscious for some seconds and the rumble strips in the median had woken me up while i began out to glide out of my lane. It became into frightening.
2016-10-17 22:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by koltay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One night, my fiance asked me a question (knowing I was sleeping) and I answered, "I think it's snowing". We live in southern california!
I still haven't heard the end to that. lol
2007-09-04 08:24:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL @ Cross Eyed Penguin....bugger that!!
I am constantly talking in my sleep....my husband grabs me tightly and tells me to keep quiet, as he's trying to get some much needed sleep.
As far as what I say....it's just all random sh!t ha!
2007-09-04 08:23:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
someone was yapping at me while I was trying to sleep and just started saying "Volcano" over and over....I don't know why...I was that tired!
2007-09-04 08:18:37 · answer #5 · answered by itty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes alright I'll go and get it.
2007-09-04 08:27:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I said "stop it Greg".
My husband's name is Marty.
2007-09-04 08:20:50 · answer #7 · answered by CROSS-EYED PENGUIN 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this funny. i actually kicked my mom in the stomach one time because i thought she was an intruder!!
2007-09-04 08:16:36 · answer #8 · answered by UofL Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow....there's that temper I knew you had in there somewhere.
2007-09-04 08:15:59 · answer #9 · answered by AMANDA M 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋