On a whim I've installed a non-drip with a bottle of whisky in the toilet of my boat is this too hospitable

Question

Looks great, a whisky tumbler next to it. It tells people to relax
and not to hurry. I thought it was better than a birthday calendar,
a newspaper, a cheesy joke book or a giant crossword.
After all you're on a boat ....relax....have fun.
Have a drink on me.

Read between the lines: I resent that !!
A bottle of whisky in my house has a good chance of lasting a year, as I'm not a heavy drinker. I do like a good cold glass of beer, and
even that's not on a daily basis.
When out boating and having fun with friends,
we tend to get a bit more thirsty though.
Especially on fishing trips, with the BBQ full
blast.

Answer 1

Well, I don't usually drink (let's say, a glass of white wine in ten years :) ), but this sounds funny, and if you promise we'll be safe...I'm going to visit you!! :)

Where are we sailing to? ;)

Answer 2

THANKS!
I never had a drink on the potty before!
Cheers:)

Answer 3

You're friggin WEIRD!!!!