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I recently painted my left thumb with black nail polish, when people ask why just one, I'd like to have an interesting story (other than I was bored or I felt like it).

Thanks!

2007-09-04 07:04:07 · 8 answers · asked by Hermes711 6 in Beauty & Style Other - Beauty & Style

8 answers

Hi if you haven't noticed, my left thumb has turned black. You see, over the summer I went to Alaska, and I was playing in the snow, I got frostbite. I was brought to the hospital, but they told me it would go away evntually, it's pretty cool huh?
Wanna touch it!?!?
ORRRRR
My little cousin was trying to paint my fingernails, but she has reallly bad nail painting skills. And sadly, she wants to be a nail artist.
Orrrrrrrr
When they ask
answer
OHMYGAWSHHHHH!!!
When did my thumb turn black!?!?!?!

2007-09-04 07:51:25 · answer #1 · answered by Courtney[Catastrophe] 3 · 1 0

Well, I've always been interested in gothic culture, but I didn't want to go all the way goth. Therefore, my left thumb is goth until the polish chips off.

2007-09-04 14:26:28 · answer #2 · answered by Black Widow Mollie 3 · 2 0

Ok, so I was walking home from the grocery store one day, when I came across a rat with no tail. I felt bad for the poor creature, so I decided to make him my pet. I named him George. I went back to the grocery store, and bought him some rat food and a cage. George and I bonded very quickly. He was my best friend and we went everywhere together.
One night, I awoke to a very irksome noise. I could tell that george was trying to tell me something, but what? I opened his cage, picked him up, and examined him. First I looked at his head, and then, his tail. HIS TAIL!! I was so excited when I made this discovery. George had grown a tail! My pet was very happy. After that, we lived happily ever after.

THE END

2007-09-04 14:34:59 · answer #3 · answered by Jackie 3 · 0 2

when people ask, link your two thumbs together and say your trying to build bridges between the black and white communities :)

2007-09-04 14:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by Cutie Cupcake 2 · 3 0

Everytime I see Satan a fingernail turns black... right now I've only seen him once. I'm hoping I never see him again, but if I do you'll know!

2007-09-04 14:12:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

i dont have a funny story but i jus wanted to say that the 1st and 5th storys are hilarious! bamchicawamwam!!!

2007-09-04 15:11:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

a story in which you end up killing someone is usually funny... start with this:
"so there i was, repeatedly stabbing this guy..."

2007-09-04 14:12:54 · answer #7 · answered by Catz Ladee 7 · 0 0

ha
haha
hahaha

boo-ya!!!

idk.....

2007-09-04 14:59:03 · answer #8 · answered by jenn = ] 2 · 0 1

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