Both commit thefts in my house.
2007-09-04 06:30:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He hehehhe...Guess where your underwear is ...
2007-09-04 06:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by Junior 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have an underwear gnome? I have a traveling gnome! He doesn't steal my underwear, but he's wearing a lei right now.
I'm usually the underwear thief. I'll end up kicking them under the bed or they end up in the back of the closet. My cat, however, tries to take my shoes, so I have a shoe stealing cat.
2007-09-04 07:43:49 · answer #2 · answered by Beth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The gnomes are always blaming the dogs, call G.U.T Anonymous (Gnoming Underwear Thieves) they are confidential and effective and in the yellow pages. Call today!
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2007-09-04 06:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by momsapplepeye 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The underwear gnomes. They've been grumpy ever since the pixies came to live in the bureau in the dining room.
2007-09-04 06:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay honestly the f*ckers at TSA (transport security adminstration) EVER time I fly my undies are missing out of my luggage.... My dogs have once or twice otherwise I think the one footed dryer aliens steal my socks but don't seen into my undies ... Theres no lawn gnomes around ....
2007-09-04 06:40:05 · answer #5 · answered by Rhyannonn C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
canines commonly try this. I actually have a Pug who does a similar component yet while i'm domicile and circulate away the closet door open to the place the grimy clothing are saved. He does it for interest. It feels like he does it to have something of yours including your very own smell to sense maintain once you're away. you mustn't be afraid to ask your vet, that's primary habit for canines. be sure which you do save your clothing door closed!
2016-10-17 22:34:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My gurl friend! Every time she gets mad at me (for nothing) she goes and buys something red (blouse - slacks ets)
~+~ Takes all my underwear and washes them all together! DAMN
I have pink underwear for about a month and a half!
Butt I still luv her! WHY?
2007-09-04 06:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IDK
I think that it is a toss up.
but I have seen my dog try to get away with my thongs but I put the smack down on his @$$. I know he must like the smell of my koochie but you are not going to lick and bite up my panties. The same goes for the trolls make sure you bring back my panties and put them in the dirty clothes where you found them I don't want to see any little squirt stains on them..
eff that..
holla@
2007-09-04 06:40:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The leprechauns inside the dryer...they have a vortex to some other dimension installed there.
2007-09-04 15:06:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In my house there is a colony of Leprechauns.... they steal just about anything, and a few days leter they put it back..
... I know because I saw them!
2007-09-04 06:37:46 · answer #10 · answered by Red Head Angel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My cat likes to carry socks around. She'll get them stuck in her teeth and cry for me to get them out but usually when she meows, they fall out. They always end up in really strange places, thankfully none have made it to the littler box.
2007-09-04 06:38:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋