2007-09-04 05:35:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It comes from the finest UGLY sheep.
A rancher I know had the finest sheep I have ever seen. There was only one problem, he was located just outside of a wooded area and there were a lot of planes flying overhead. They would be looking down and admiring the sheep and crash headlong into the wooded area. This caused the farmer to have to flee with his sheep because of the forest fires that would result. It was getting to the point where the community was starting to get aggravated with this constant disruption in their lives so they petitioned the farmer to get rid of his beautiful sheep.
He compromised and sold his sheep, trading them in for a less lovely stock. It cured the problem and since there have been no more crashes or forest fires.
The Moral:
Homely Ewes can prevent forest fires.
2007-09-04 05:51:49 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Virgin wool means that it hasn't been washed with chemicals or dyed. It's natural.
Sheep don't wear chasity belts, why do you think sheep herders like them so much?
2007-09-04 05:42:58 · answer #2 · answered by Amy Beware 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this is totally stable! If everyone ever asks me a thank you to get virgin wool, i'm going to tell them what ewe suggested. somewhat, Virgin wool is wool which has no longer been used in the previous by using everyone different than the sheep. this is sheared, wiped sparkling, spun, suitable from the sheep. this is not any longer recycled from different wool outfits or fabric.
2016-12-12 17:54:28 · answer #3 · answered by ciprian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, virgin wool comes from really ugly sheep.
2007-09-04 06:19:01 · answer #4 · answered by big_mustache 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely
2007-09-04 05:41:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No actually Virgin wool 'comes' from men that run their fingers through & cut the fur while wearing rubber....gloves.
2007-09-04 05:42:30 · answer #6 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so, because sheep cannot handle a key and they would never remember the numbers to a combination lock.
2007-09-05 12:29:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen a sheep wearing a chastity belt? lol
2007-09-04 05:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!:)
are you needing to borrow some rubber boots?
omg,couldn't resist,just joking around;my badgirl came out to play;)
2007-09-04 05:42:14 · answer #9 · answered by t_blond_chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were just claiming it to be virgin...
...but in reality...they were already banged by the wolf!
2007-09-04 05:42:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋