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Why waste words when a punch in the face says so much more?

2007-09-04 05:28:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I am currently self employed so I'd probably tell myself I was a crap boss and walk out. Then as my only worker had just resigned I'd have to close the company and go on a massive lifelong, worldwide bender.

2007-09-04 05:41:55 · answer #2 · answered by steve 7 · 0 0

It would be a gradual process.

First stage: I stop all manners of hygiene. No showering, no shaving, and no deoderant.

Second stage: I start wearing whatever I wore the night before, because I passed out on my couch from partying too hard with rockstars and celebrities.

Third stage: It probably wouldn't make it this far.

2007-09-04 05:32:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i tell my boss he's thick already at least once a week so winning the lottery wouldn't make a difference lol

2007-09-04 05:35:27 · answer #4 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 0 0

I think id be out of the country before even thinking of my boss, id send a nice postcard from Hawaii though.

2007-09-04 05:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by Crazy Diamond 6 · 1 0

My fella bought his boss who is female some balding hairspray for the Sectret Santa last Xmas - he hates her

I know if he won it he would have some seriously funny words to say to her!

As for me, I'm my own boss ;-)

2007-09-04 05:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by Mum-Ra 5 · 0 0

Wait until you have the money IN YOUR HANDS, count it, and if it is enough for quiting the job, then, go to your boss' office, close the door, and tell him "I have news, I don't know if they're good or bad. I QUIT!!!!!!!" hahahahahaha!!! (Then, you can tell him the rest of what you think about)

Merci!!!

2007-09-04 05:34:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I like my boss, so I wouldn't have anything negative to say. Now, my old boss is another story...

2007-09-04 05:53:58 · answer #8 · answered by GiGi! 4 · 0 0

I'm lucky I like my bosses! But i would keep it a secret and spend really discreetly

2007-09-04 06:17:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I guess it would depend on how much money I had in the bank. If I was set until I got my first check, I wouldn't waste any time at all.

2007-09-04 05:28:22 · answer #10 · answered by *♥Tarita♥* 3 · 0 0

If I found out at work...2 seconds..
if i found out at home...3 seconds...it would take longer to hit the right buttons on the phone

2007-09-04 05:41:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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