...of education the school year?
2007-09-04 04:25:17 · 16 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I will be dispensing the elixir in hopes of having my students drinking until they are falling down dizzy with the power of knowledge.
2007-09-04 04:30:09 · answer #1 · answered by Easy B Me II 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would drink at the fountain in till I have 5 or 10 year old again OK
2007-09-04 12:39:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't attend school, but I will drink of the educational fountain of life until the fountain runs dry (or gets so polluted, that I can no longer taste the water).
2007-09-04 11:29:56 · answer #3 · answered by golden sephiroth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For sooth, I will drink from the fountain of education deeper than yon leviathan swims. I will drink until I am bursting at my seams with knowledge, wisdom, and erudition. My lingam of intelligence will become engorged with the blood of perspicacity until it’s mighty stature is turgid, tumescent, and prolix enough to rival the very gods of yore. Verily, I will drink as deeply as deep can be. I will drink deep as a hole dug through the center of the earth, straight though its solid crust, liquid mantle, and sweltering core, until I reach the ancient and mysterious lands of the Orient. And even though with my newfound acumen, I shall know this feat is impossible as well as improbable, the wealth and well of education I shall posses shall be capable of weaving a tapestry of imagination to one up the warp, web, weft, and woof of the great tapestry of life woven by Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos!
In conclusion, I will drink really deep, and I will drink slowly to avoid brain freeze, as the fountain of education is notoriously cold. Also, I will cover my teeth with my lips because I have sensitive teeth. I should get sensitive teeth toothpaste, but I do not know a good one. And I keep forgetting to mention it to my dentist when I go for a cleaning. Oh, I almost forgot, I need to schedule a teeth cleaning…
What were we talking about again?
2007-09-04 13:51:35 · answer #4 · answered by Closed for business 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to gulp at school, but now I just take sips. I consider water fountains places for bacteria, cuz believe or not, I've seen some people spit where the water comes out and I've seen some people put their mouths like right on the spicket!
2007-09-04 11:29:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not in school anymore, but, when I was... I ran through the water fountain at Great Adventure on a dare.
2007-09-04 11:30:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm one of those who, in every way, will drink yours, if you don't want it; unfortunately, I have a fourteen year old who would rather skateboard around an empty pool looking thing, or play heavy-metal guitar, where the singers are yelling "WA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AH!", or listen to some homeys singing (and I use that verb very generously), "Baby, baby let me 'bleep' on 'bleep bleep bleep' and with your 'bleep' from sweet behind I'll 'bleep'...", etcetera. So when I pull him over and ask him, "So, where was Aristotle? Was he drinking tea, yet?" He'll look at me in disbelief and laugh uproariously. I don't like to drink alone!
2007-09-04 11:58:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
im going to drink so deeply ill be swimming in it
2007-09-04 11:28:19 · answer #8 · answered by Manrae 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not much I am a retired teacher.
2007-09-04 11:28:57 · answer #9 · answered by DrIG 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Until I have quenched my thirst for knowledge!
2007-09-04 11:28:45 · answer #10 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋