What's the real story about Cinderella's life as a princess? Was it tragic like Princess Grace and Princess Diana? What happened to her Fairy Godmother? And, what about her evil stepmother and ugly stepsisters, what did they do after their dreams of snaggin the prince were dashed by Cinderella? I'm not buying "...they lived happily ever after."
2007-09-04 04:06:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Hey, Wolfie, before you show me your family tree, will you shake it real hard so all the nuts fall out first? Or, maybe that might not leaf much still in the tree.
2007-09-04 04:20:32 · update #1
Elanshaw. Such a deceiving avatar for such twisted mind. I loved it!
2007-09-04 07:25:47 · update #2
Kitty, is Mom coming to vist the girls? Or, will she become a fixture?
2007-09-04 11:41:50 · update #3
You know, I thought for sure all the ideas for reality programming were exhausted, what with Kid Nation and Dancing With the Stars Judges' Dancing Dance Team Dance Off. But, no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o. Now, from the brilliant but troubled mind of Numbsain, we get, "Pimp My Fairytail!" ...Wait, wait, before staceyb raises her unibrow suspiciously, that should be ..."Pimp My FairyTALE."
2007-09-05 10:37:35 · update #4
Okay, Ya'll done misconceptualized sump'm here. Y'see her name wunt Cinder-whutevah, it wud Snotnozella see cuz she wunt nuttin but a two-bit, skank-breff, tow'-up-fum-da flow-up, hoochy-mama, princess-an'-a-pee, wanna be, Ah-ight! and she ain't be in no kinda shape to be axin' no prince if he wan' hit dat chit cuz he'd have to be, like, the no-puzzy-gittinest muh-fuh alive an' ev'body knows dem princes can pull da ho's okay. Now to reconsillyain'tcha on the matta of da Fairy Got'momma, ain't no such thang! Dat's a figmentality of sum whacked out crack ho's immenstuation ah-ight? So nah dat we gots dat incongrubulacity disregobbulated we can move it rat along to da issuation of dem two sorry-azz, chunky-like-a-monky, smellin' lak a skunky, grey-hair ona-koochy, crackayo be-hahnd b'fuggly stepbeeotches okay, nah heahs where da contrafusion gits way atta hand-off. See cuz dem two wuz some, hella-fahn, stupid-phat- cavvy lookin' honey's! ahm talkin bout sum up-scale hah sussiuhtee ripe-an'-ready-ta-gimme-sum heddy, curvaliscious, burfday-wishes, stone-fox, pop-ya-rocks an' knock-ya-sox-off, bootylishus, crazy freaky philly's numbsain? So thank you fuh gi'me da opperatunity to disconclusify dat inflammatory disinchance-of-lifetime to get up awn out dis muh-fuh cuz I jus seen da man roll-up and dass mah cutical ta git mah azz attahere lak Vladymir! See-ya!
2007-09-04 18:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm did some serious indepth research on this topic and here's what I found..
Cinderella's life was more like Diana's...After a decade of living with the Prince, Ella decided she couldn't take the affair he was having with Snow White, any longer.
She moved out and found love with the divorced Jack Sprat.
Sadly they both died afte his ex-wife grew so jealous she lay on them till they died.
The Fairy God-Mother became an alcoholic, sold her powers for booze and moved to Hamlin.
The Step mother is now working as a domestic for the Seven Dwarfs. After Snow White moved in with the Prince, the dwarves needed help around the house.
The ugly step sisters..well..there's a legend going around that something really strange happened between them and Tom Thumb..but there's no real proof of anything.
2007-09-04 06:14:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
As it turns out after the marriage the two love birds were happy until they had decided to have children. Cinderella gave birth to triplets who were hideously deformed. The prince was very angry about this and decided that it would be best to have their DNA checked as he was sure he could not be the father. In this land medical procedures were very costly and the prince was very stingy so he had to go on the Jerry Springer show to have the tests done. This was perfect because as it turns out Cinderella and the prince were actually brother and sister. The audience gasped and this other woman told Cinderella "Man, you ain't nutin but a white trash slut." Cinderella was not going to loose her composure but the Prince had already been driven to the point of insanity grabbed both woman and and began swinging them around in circles screaming/singing I'm a little tea pot and the Davie Crockett theme song. Security tried to stop him but his human shields prevented it until he lost his grip and both women were flung out the window. The Prince was put into a mental hospital for the criminally insane and the children were sold. One went to a circus where he was made the star of a freak show they called him elephant (I believe it is French for star). The other one was sold to a nice church guy who needed help with his bells.As for the third one he/she(?) married the step mother and she was too old for anyone else and since the step sisters were so ugly they married him/her(?) then moved to present day Utah state I believe they started a religious group.
The "fairie" godmother was really not in the story but just a figment of wow bills wild imagination. He really has a thing for fairies and can't stop throwing them into all of his questions. Come on bill this fairie obsession is starting to get out of control I think you should have that thing checked out!
2007-09-05 05:58:12 · answer #3 · answered by stacey b 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What a coincidence you should ask about Cinderella! Only last week I was watching Larry King, doing an in-depth interview with radio broadcasting legend, Paul Harvey. Topic of discussion was Cinderella – real story or fairy tale? Unfortunately, Paul was saddened to report that Cinderella did not live happily ever after. She did indeed marry her handsome prince, Henry VIII, who later went on to become King of England. But -- he had Ella beheaded for failure to produce a male heir to the throne. Since records were poorly kept in those days, it is not generally known that King Henry VIII was actually married seven times.
Fairy Godmother decided to punish Cinderella’s evil stepmother for her treachery, and turned her into a gargoyle. Evil stepmother is now a resident gargoyle sitting on the roof of the Eiffel Tower in France.
The Fairy Godmother, being a fairy, is immortal. She had many mortal husbands over the years. Since they were not also fairies, they were known only as “The Godfather,” Several of them were involved in organized crime, but her latest husband is a legitimate businessman, in the pizza business. Perhaps you’ve eaten at one of his establishments, “Godfather’s Pizza?”
The two ugly stepsisters met up with a couple of time-traveling adventurers named Bill and Ted. Bill and Ted decided to bring the girls back to the USA, mid 1980s. The girls soon realized that Bill and Ted were slackers, who were more interested in playing air guitar than getting jobs to support them. As it happened, they were both very talented clogging folk dancers -- the native dance in their small village. They managed to land jobs with River Dance where they danced for about 20 years. Now they have retired and plan to buy a Brownstone in New York City. They are hoping their Mom can fly over and sit on top of their building.
AND THAT’S THE REST OF THE STORY.
2007-09-04 10:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Fairy Tales are meant to have happy endings, so I think that the author just leaves it to the reader to imagine that Cinderella lived a happy life and the evil stepmother and step sisters lived a life of anger and regret..not to mention they had to do all of the house work from that point on :)
Since you don't buy the "They lived happily ever after" then I guess you can imagine that they met a horrible fate and know one ended up happy. They ended up getting food poisoning at the wedding and didn't live to see the next day.
2007-09-04 04:30:15 · answer #5 · answered by jack russell girl 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Buy it, that's what really happened. I am the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson of the Prince and Cinderella, so I know for sure. Would you like to see my family tree?
Well bill, I would probably be the first one to fall out, although I do have an uncle that is a little strange, the way he looks at those little girls is disconcerting to some branches. Then, there is that little sap who keeps getting into trouble, and he is trying to branch out and start a gang called TWIGS (The Wild Idiots Go Sappy).
PS: Some people who answer don't know the kinds of questions you ask sometimes and try to give serious answers.
By the way Elanshaw, she goes by Cinder, not Ella.
2007-09-04 04:13:57 · answer #6 · answered by ♂ ♫ Timberwolf 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
extremely of letting her hair right down to flee what approximately if the knight in shining armour rides a dragon as much as her window and she or he gets on the dragon and that they run away into the nighttime.
2016-12-12 17:51:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read the Grimm's Brothers Fairytales. It should tell you at the end of the story what happened to everyone.
2007-09-04 04:34:48 · answer #8 · answered by curious George 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋