2007-09-04 01:54:21 · 17 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No woman is attracted to a sock puppet with shortcomings. Send him to me, and with my magic ( but painless) needles, I will lengthen and thicken his string, and thus strengthen his self-confidence. With grandma's help, no sock puppet need go unloved or unwanted!
2007-09-04 03:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
With all the string-enhancing drugs on the market these days you should be able to find something that works for your puppet. You coud set him up with any super whorey chicks you know (just make sure he wraps it) and that should help too. If all else fails give him some roofies and condoms and call it a day!
2007-09-04 09:25:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that when he meets women at a bar he should pull his string out onto the table and hit it as hard as he can with a coke bottle, but do not flinch just smile, even if the blood trickles down the side of your mouth do not break your smile. hold your gaze for at least ten seconds.That will prove that regardless of the size of your string; you are a force to be reckoned with. It never fails to impress and the emergency room staff are very kind .Last time they gave me ice cream.
2007-09-05 00:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by Market Magician 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unravel his string a bit. That should boost his confidence.
2007-09-04 02:00:08 · answer #4 · answered by CROSS-EYED PENGUIN 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
it is a sturdy question.. i'm no longer truly optimistic of the respond. In a manner, i will form of see your profs way of thinking because of the fact in case you think of roughly it... like women individuals in the different united states ought to go through with the aid of rape, they might undergo toddlers that those soldier adult men at the instant are not likely to guard, they might face degradation, yet in addition on the turn component, the ladies individuals interior the states that are married or relationship those male infantrymen are right here looking after the youngsters via themselves, suffering loneliness without their mate right here, then there are a gaggle of unmarried toddler bearing elderly women individuals without pals because of the fact maximum of unmarried toddler bearing age adult men are interior the conflict or have already been killed as a effect of the conflict. Then while the infantrymen come returned a brilliant form of them are injured, have submit worrying syndrome and different themes and the ladies individuals many times finally end up looking after them weither it is the mummy, sister, spouse or woman buddy it is a form of suffering and a burden for some. yet, the infantrymen them selves are people who're putting their lives on the line, they're dealing with the possibility, they're coping with the bombs, the weapons, noxious gases, the warmth they have the main rigidity so they're suffering besides. they're people who go through with an amputated limb, coming returned to the states no longer being waiting to do the flaws they used to, or perhaps coming returned domicile to issues that are lots distinctive than while they left. some ought to comeback and not be waiting to do the comparable artwork they used to, it is tense. i think of all in touch go through, in distinctive techniques, yet to assert women individuals go through better than adult men.. i myself can no longer trust that.
2016-10-09 22:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by conkling 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to tickle the string, just a little.
2007-09-04 03:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by Starr 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ah yes - string "enhancement" might do the trick.
2007-09-04 04:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Give him a longer string! Or send the blighter to me!!!
2007-09-04 02:07:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
send him to the gym so he can beef up a tad.
encourage him to focus on smaller women too.
2007-09-04 08:40:00 · answer #9 · answered by t_blond_chick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
starch the string
2007-09-04 02:04:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋