As a gas station employee. . .here's # 1 PLEASE DON'T REPORT ME, I PUT THIS HERE SO YOU GUYS CAN COMMENT. Thanks.
1. I want gas on pump number 89! (In case you didn't know, 89 is the fuel grade, not the pump number).
2. I swear! I just pust 500 dollars on the declined card!
3. I'm over 18! That I.d. is just expired!
4. Would you guys care if I "borrowed" some gas? Wtf? Is this the free store?
5. one of the biggest scams out there, is when people buy gift cards, use them up, then try to sell them on the streets for money. I get those guys in my stores a lot.
6. I love it when people pay me with five dollars in change. Imma fast counter and all, it's just respectful to the other people in line that the money be rolled up! That's why we turn away change sometimes.
7. Sell me a lottery winner! Honey, if I could do that, I wouldn't be working here.
8. What's really fun, is when you go to clean the pay phone, and you find drugs stuck underneath it.
2007-09-04 01:35:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I can sympathize with you on that. I was a clerk once upon a time too.
Try, why do I have to get a key to go to the bathroom.
When you tell them that homeless people will sleep in them if they are not locked they proceed to ask you if they look homeless to you.
Here's a good one for you lottery people.
When it says you have won a free ticket, it means free ticket. You don't get your dollar back.
Which brings me to the ever popular...I would like to pay for my $40 gas with what I won on scratch off tickets. Soooo, you have to scan about 30 tickets to add up. Which makes the 10 people behind this "individual" mad at you, the cashier,
2007-09-04 01:43:53 · answer #1 · answered by CROSS-EYED PENGUIN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girl, aren't people fun? I swear I don't understand how anyone could be bored working with the public. You just wait for "the next one" to add to your list of weird, and you usually don't have to wait long!
2007-09-04 18:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by Bad Kitty! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, don't you love work?? You must have some eventful days there. #4 was a good one :)
2007-09-04 08:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow...pretty tough day. I guess God meant for those drugs to be underthe phone...just for you at the end of your shift. Gods way of saying, "Thanks for sticking it out here". (BTW, im not athiest, i am christian, and i didint mean ANY of that seriosly)
2007-09-04 08:46:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well shiver me timbers -i bet you get funny stories too
2007-09-04 08:44:44 · answer #5 · answered by seawolf 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...I've done that job too...I know you've "heard it " all!
2007-09-04 08:50:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋