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Enough porn already, when we are going to see a real girl in here?

2007-09-04 00:32:07 · answer #1 · answered by mikecubbie69 4 · 7 1

If my bedroom walls could talk they'd say, "Get the paint out and start painting over these funny little pictures." My walls need painting badly. I haven't had them painted in awhile and it looks as if there barbie walls. Lol. I want them painted all cream because it's a good colour and it goes with anything.

2007-09-04 00:36:25 · answer #2 · answered by Rach 1 · 0 0

Wall 1: "Is she ever going to fix that place where she chipped the paint on Wall 3?"
Wall 2: (*sigh*) "I don't see THAT happening, she can't even get the pictures straight on Wall 4. THOSE have been crooked for YEARS!"
Wall 3: "Oh MY! You promised never to mention the chipped paint! You promised!"
Wall 4: "You're just jealous because I HAVE pictures. All you have is the headboard of the bed. I have Georgia O'Keeffe pictures on me."
Wall 1:"They're just posters. It isn't like they're ORIGINAL O'Keeffes or anything. Really now..."
Bed: "Would you all shut up? I'm trying to get some sleep!"

2007-09-04 00:36:46 · answer #3 · answered by Kaia 7 · 2 0

Mr. Bedroom Wall : "Why do I have to watch that bad "movie" every night ???"

2007-09-04 05:14:45 · answer #4 · answered by crystal_heart100 5 · 1 0

Hello, i'm a bedroom wall.

2007-09-04 00:30:19 · answer #5 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 3 1

Wall 1: "Boy it sure is a little chilly in here, don't you think?"
Wall 2: "Oh my God! A talking wall!!"

2007-09-04 00:31:20 · answer #6 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 6 · 1 0

To the next wall: "Let's meet up in the corner!"

2007-09-04 00:31:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Zzzzz-zzz!

2007-09-04 00:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The walls to the guest room, I presently occupy?
They repeat and repeat "GO HOME"...before you forget what "HOME" was!

2007-09-04 00:32:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hi.

2007-09-04 00:32:22 · answer #10 · answered by B 3 · 0 1

ZZzzzzz. They're sleeping - that's what happens in my bedroom.

2007-09-04 00:31:15 · answer #11 · answered by floozy1976 4 · 0 0

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