should you cry or should you laugh when you read this?

Question

*A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in
Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in
egypt..when she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her
interview*
>>
>>
>>Reporter:Hi
>>Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
>>Reporter:Do u speak english?
>>Egyptian:Berfect
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>>Reporter:Do u mind if i interview u?
>>Egyptian:No,i dont have a mind
>>Reporter:What's your name?
>>Egyptian:Taha
>>Reporter:Sex?
>>Taha: I love it
>>
>>Reporter:oh no, i meant male or female?
>>Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
>>Reporter:Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....
Taha:yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
>>Reporter:No,thanks,I'll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life here
in
>>egypt?
>>
>>Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
>>Reporter:oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u
like in ur country?
>>
>>Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food

Reporter:Ok..lets move on..what do u do?
>>Taha: I am very well ,sank u
>>Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job?
>>
>>Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have
>>any(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we canesmoke
it in my car..dont warry about bolice
>>Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
>>Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar
>>
>>Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
>>Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is
trying to
>>make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey
make
>>all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3
>>
>>Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?
>>Taha:I do not undurstand what u say
>>Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
>>Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of
water..and we have byramidz
>>Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?

>Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money
at home..and he go to brizon..if u make  money at home..u can only give
it to za banzeena man..they take any money
>>Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a
lot of money?
>>
>>Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
>>Reporter:Then where does all the money go?
>>Taha: Guvurment
>>Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?
>>Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?
>>Taha:What duz zat mean?
>>Reporter:Do u choose your president
>>Taha:Mubarak?
>>Reporter:yes
>>Taha(nervously): i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my
voice
>>Reporter:Why him?
>>Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
>>
>>Reporter:But there r no wars right now
>>Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good
airoplane in it
>>Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?
>>Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
>>Reporter:No,i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
>>

Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
>>Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds
>>
>>Reporter:I never said i will pay u for this
>>Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
>>Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
>>Taha:ok ok..need a Taxi?
>>

Answer 1

man !! she promised me not to publish it

Answer 2

yes it's funny... i posted it before
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmZCn8d0ZVShdCZw87QPzuXty6IX?qid=20070526084118AAxBJsV

and i'll show you sth else that jasmine answered b4:

After her interview with Taha..The foreign reporter moves on and approaches another random guy trying to cover other aspects of the Egyptian mentality:

Reporter:Hello
Egyptian:Welcun to egybt
Reporter:thank u ..may i interview u?
Egyptian:Ofcors
Reporter:What's ur name?
Egyptian:3essam
Reporter:Sex?
3essam:I can't..i have wife and sons
Reporter(remembering Taha):Sorry..my mistake..male..Ok Mr.Essam..What do u do?..(remembering Taha again)..sorry..i mean do u work?
3essam:Yas..i have koshk
Reporter:koshk?..what is a koshk?
3essam:small subarmarkot..u undurstand?..I sell cigarettes..boxes and fart
Reporter:Dont u think somking is bad for people?
3essam:I dont hit beoble on zer hand and make zem smoke..az we say here in Egybt..(ur brain in ur head..u know where u finish)
Reporter:I dont get it...but lets move on ....How do u feel about terrorism?
3essaml:Terrorism is good..we love terrorisms in egybt..they bring dollars to za cantry..and zey all light Egybt..az we say here in egybt...nawart masr
Reporter:I am shocked to hear that
3essam:NO NO..dont shock..we are like zis..and our fazarz waz like zis..we love terrorisms and make zem feel at home...becoz zey bring a lot of money to za cantry and guvurment
Reporter:R u claiming that Terrorists support the Egyptian government financially?
3essam:Sbeak again bleez
Reporter:I mean,R u saying that terrorists are paying money to the Egyptian government?
3essam:Ofcorse zey bay...zey one of za most imbortant bay to za cantry..terrorists,and Sewiss canal and za high sadd in Aswan
Reporter:Oh my god..that is very disturbing...do u have any idea where do they reside in Egypt?
3essam:Sbeak again
Reporter:where terrosits stay in Egypt
3essam: Zey love Sharm El Sheikh..also Khan el Khalili to buy sofoneer and drink shisha
Reporter:oh yes..i can totally relate..we heard about bombings there a couple of years ago...Why do u think the police doesn't capture those terrorists?
3essam:Bolice here in egybt..very good..zey brotect terrorists very well..dont warry..dont zey brotect u?
Reporter:why do i need protection?
3essam:Because u r terrorist
Reprter:Absolutely not
3essam:u look like zem
Reporter:Do I?
3essam:yas..wite skin..no clozes and no sbeak arabic
Reporter:OH MY GOD..U MISSUNDERSTOOD MY QUESTIONS
3essam:Sank u very much..
Reporter:I'm sorry..i'll have to end this now before it leads to more wrong information
3essam:sbeak again
Reporter:I have to go now
3essam:No brobrem..u light Egybt

Answer 3

this interview shows that Egyptians are naive and stupid while actually they aren't at all. They are smart in some way. among themselves they could be stupid without making any effort to understand the real clue of the conversation, but when it comes to foreigners i think they do their best to be smart and civilized coz they represent a nation. If the other side misunderstand the conversation then it's his/her problem. Anyway I laughed a lot when I heard this joke.

Answer 4

At first I did a slight chuckle- I mean... I did think it was supposed to be a joke (I know, I despise myself too). but then as the reporter asked more questions I felt instantly guilty -_-It's amazing how people always take other people's sufferings as a joke just because we didn't have to go through such a hard life (well, most of us)

Answer 5

Omg, the longest question I even have ever examine here... Will proceed the following day... I initially concept you laughed as a results of fact a guy pronounced to you: that is long yet have faith me u will like it!!

Answer 6

Laugh at the moment
Cry for the future of the country

Answer 7

dah yebayen en el masry mostawa akhla2oo en7adr awy (bas 3arfa en mesh kolhom wallahy 3arfa) we tany 7aga en kol el 2as2ela deh tetrad 3aleeha ezay odam wa7da agnabya 3yza tekalem 3n masr lel belad ely baraaaa?????

Answer 8

To Desert Rose .........See you proved what the joke was trying to convey in these last words .........Anyway I laughed a lot when I "heard" this joke........ :-)

Answer 9

I laughed till i cried...
i cried till i laughed....
Thats REALLY funny XD
but that is so sad... :,(

Im soo confused!!

Answer 10

I am laughing, but if I were you, I would be pulling my hair out!

Answer 11

i actually believe its just a joke so, Yes, i would laugh at it.