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a wife told me this story:
Preparing for a dinner party, I asked my husband to help me clean the house. While I spent the afternoon cooking and setting the table, I reminded him about the cleanup job. " Sure, no problem." he said and disappeared for over an hour.

When he returned, he plopped himself down on the sofa, looking exhausted. "Well," he signed. "The garage is ready."

2007-09-03 22:22:10 · 12 answers · asked by junior 6 in Travel Asia Pacific Philippines

12 answers

Frankly, my dear chap, I find the story perfectly boring.

Tell you what, why don't you just pick this as BA, as you did before, and subtly call me a dog, as you did before, to show all and sundry your moral superiority.

It was a neat trick what you did back there. Congratulations.
I fell for it. Blocking me for a couple of days, for reasons unknown, and then coming out with a question on "Forgiveness", letting my guard down, when finally I can again answer your questions. And then on the next question, dropping me nice and easy. A masterful stroke, I daresay.

I really don't know why you did what you did. The only person I know I could have hurt by my last harangue was FilAmusa.

Incidentally, why don't you regal the community of tales of your friend who according to you when I asked about eating starfruit, " can get to eat anything without his nose touching anything". The only person I could think of was the Lord of the Pus, who because of leprosy, has no nose.

Ok, Celestine, here I am. A perfect target. Do your best, Brother! The Right Honorable Celestine of YAP! Knight of the Round Table!

EDIT: Garage other uses - Laundry Room, Room for hanging laundry.

2007-09-04 00:12:28 · answer #1 · answered by Aref H4 7 · 8 1

Other uses...storage, great place to have kids parties...seal the garage door, knock down a wall and make an extension to your living room.

2007-09-04 05:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by Spotty 3 · 0 0

Wife's place in the house, husband's place in the garage.

Other uses:
workshop
sleeping quarter in case wife kick you out of bed
isolation chamber
stealth job
office
additional kitchen in case wife's cooking is bad
store hobby tank and ammunition
space lab
........

2007-09-04 05:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by peanutz 7 · 0 0

1. Place to park the vehicle.
2. Storage room.
3. Place to practice with the band, thus: garage band.

2007-09-04 22:08:50 · answer #4 · answered by tranquil 6 · 1 1

I have to agree with Windblown mine is a Bodega, too. I can get in the door but don't ask me to get something near the far wall.
Good joke.

2007-09-04 06:15:20 · answer #5 · answered by PC 7 · 0 0

Like my 'te Inday said, our garage is a dump for everything else not classified (ha ha)...we park our cars in the covered driveway.

2007-09-04 17:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by tin2 5 · 1 0

A place for setting up an ukay-ukay store.

2007-09-04 13:44:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

the garage is my sanctuary away from my wife, I have my beer fridge and my big screen programmed to sportscenter and my 67' mustang and tools. happines.

2007-09-04 05:30:42 · answer #8 · answered by kneeslide12 3 · 0 0

Our garage is everything but a place for our cars....LOL


>>>to aref: calm down, dear heart

2007-09-04 14:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by Inday 7 · 1 0

bodega for the garden tools and equipments

2007-09-04 06:40:19 · answer #10 · answered by 36 6 · 0 0

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