We've just NOW finished cleaning up down by the lake from today's first annual P&S Labor Day picnic, and we have some items that were left:
2 inflatable lounge rafts
1 spiked dog collar
1 "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelets
14 "Who Would Jesus Kill" tee shirts
3 bikini bottoms
37 bikini tops
1 Homer Simpson beach towel
1 Stewie Griffin beach towel
1 Eric Cartman beach towel
1 Ron Jeremy beach towel [extra long]
2 cases of Annie Green Springs
13 novelty condoms, unused
1 pair of mens jeans, size 63W / 42L
There's also some untouched food, such as an entire rhubarb pie and 14 sour-smelling ambrosia marshmallow salad creations.
Oh, and whoever brought the "Twister" game, we threw the mat away -- it was stained and torn. Oy, you people...
Finally, we're still finding leftover stuff [particularly in the woods that were SUPPOSED to be off-limits], so please list anything you're missing that's not on the above list.
2007-09-03 19:39:20 · 20 answers · asked by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you threw my mat away?!! aaargh
2007-09-03 19:45:06 · answer #1 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFSO !! I have 13 cats, 2 dogs, 1 bird, 1 lizard 3 tanks of fish and 4 teenagers in my house and it seems like a haven of peace and tranquility compared to yours ! You've really got to take control of this and nibble away at the problem a bit at a time instead of just suddenly going Basil on it. For 3 cats you need at least 3 trays - they should be cleaned daily which will help to stop the cats tracking through each other's doings every time they pay a visit. Get the old cat to the vet and see what can be done - chronic diarrhea needs to be sen to. The hamster wheel should be removed and soaked ( minus hamster of course) in warm soapy water and then scrubbed. This should be done regularly to avoid the threat of atomized hamster crap being sprayed around the room at high velocity. You need to get a tray to go under the bird cage to catch the mess ( this also should be cleaned out daily.) The yard needs to be kept ultra clean - I also had a dog that shat in installments and the only way to avoid getting it tracked in to the house is to clean the yard. As for your child's fixation on wet wipes - provide norrmal toilet paper - if that's not god enough let her buy her wet wipes with her own pocket money. BTW most people fart regardless of age sex or wealth - you must have just been leading a sheltered life. Oddly enough living amongst all this has probably made you immune to most things going ! Hope you feel better now you've had your rant - I'll just go clean up that furball !
2016-05-20 23:57:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, this is rather embarrassing. I brought those "inflatable lounge rafts". On closer examination you will find that they are in fact a he and a she inflatable friend. I suppose I can't be too upset about it. I was hesitant to tell anyone that due to the legal ramifications. You see, I had the same problem before. The law strictly states they are not to be used as as flotation device.
I'm still on the hook for an incidence during our 4th of July company picnic.
If you would be so kind, could you send them back to me?
Tell you what. You can keep the he one for your troubles. Just send me the she one.
Thank you in advance.
2007-09-03 23:43:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since I brought the rubber gloves, I will help you clean up if you promise that we can go swimming in the left over ambrosia when we're done!
2007-09-03 23:45:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Ron Jeremy beach towel is mine, as I look like him, according to my friends! It covers ALL of my body parts!
2007-09-03 19:46:06 · answer #5 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you honestly think I will fess up to the leftover stuff in the woods? You are crazy. Nope, left NOTHING there. I'm 59 years old and I WAS in the woods.................ha ha ha yeeeehaw
2007-09-03 19:47:24 · answer #6 · answered by missellie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That stuff doesn't look familiar...you didn't happen to find my 50-gallon drum of edible body paint, did you? I was gonna use the leftover to finish my deck...
2007-09-03 19:46:33 · answer #7 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The spike dog collar must be mine
2007-09-03 19:43:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of that's mine, but if you find a belly ring with a lil white star dangling from it, let me know!
2007-09-03 19:44:30 · answer #9 · answered by ßαßε 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i left eric cartman beach towel
2007-09-03 19:42:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My beach shoes
2007-09-03 19:44:41 · answer #11 · answered by Bren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋