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2007-09-03 18:17:01 · 14 answers · asked by kimimaropwnsurlife 1 in Health Men's Health

14 answers

get a fleshlight or a pocket pus*y! try getting a blow up doll!

2007-09-03 19:38:01 · answer #1 · answered by ♥musiclover♥ 4 · 0 0

Get a shower head with a hose.


Keep up the good life!

2007-09-04 01:22:19 · answer #2 · answered by greggypoo1968 1 · 0 0

Take yourself to a romantic candlelight dinner or give yourself a nice massage.

2007-09-04 01:52:05 · answer #3 · answered by SoAZ Gal 6 · 0 0

Soak in a nice hot bath... Turn some relaxing music on and relax..

2007-09-04 01:25:47 · answer #4 · answered by LokoLobo 6 · 0 0

Take yourself out for a candlelit dinner?

How about cutting a hole in a melon?

2007-09-04 01:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by RadTech - BAS RT(R)(ARRT) 7 · 1 0

Nah, just toss off the traditional way.

2007-09-04 03:45:20 · answer #6 · answered by Steamysteam 4 · 0 0

take yourself to dinner and a movie and promise to call the next day

2007-09-04 01:24:21 · answer #7 · answered by pxyfox2000 2 · 1 0

Go to tattoo / piercing shop

2007-09-04 12:23:41 · answer #8 · answered by Digital One 7 · 0 0

whips, chains, cuffs and wax. try all n call me in the mourning

2007-09-04 01:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by bainette s 1 · 0 0

ummmm...im guessing you live in your moms basement...why dont you do what a normal guy does and find a girl...or u cud get a guy i guess...

2007-09-04 03:54:40 · answer #10 · answered by Cheese me 1 · 0 0

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