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I did the other night, I came home with some interesting things. . . .

2007-09-03 18:08:55 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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No, but I did go drunk shoe shopping once.

I was out for the night and broke a heel. I was hobbling along when my girlfriends and I happened upon a Nine West outlet that was literally closing. We went in, tried to explain the situation and begged for them to stay open for 5 more minutes, promising we would buy at least one pair of shoes. Everyone scattered and returned with different shoes for me to try. I vaguely remember laying in the middle of the store with my foot stuck in the air asking my best friend "does this one look good?" while she was laughing so hard she could barely stand. Strangely, the store attendants were not having as much fun as we were... :)

2007-09-03 19:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by Elle Beeh 2 · 2 0

Yes, drunk and hungry when I was very young maybe 20-21. I came home after a day of drinking and stopped at the store and spent too much money on groceries. My X-wife claims that I came home with $80 of soup. I doubt if that is true but I was totally wasted. Not one of my better moments...

2007-09-03 18:17:21 · answer #2 · answered by Follow the money 7 · 0 0

I spent the WHOLE day shopping once after surgery while I was on demerol. Let me tell you, it was fun. I even ate lunch and dinner out that day.

I knocked over a whole rack of unpainted christmas ornaments at Garden Ridge Pottery. When my friend told them I had just had surgery and was medicated, the manager started apologizing to me. Never sked me to pay for em. I bought really unique items that day too. Have a 7 foot frog that only fits in one spot in the house. Came home with a dozen pretzels from the mall and two dozen cookies, apparently Demerol makes me hungry. Was told I put my garbage in the planter at the food court in the mall. I thought it was the trash can.

I bought about two hundred dollars worth of crafts to do that day that are still sitting in my closet. I remember thinking I would need something to do while recovering.

I got a purse full of tickets at the arcade as I was enjoying the a/c and the lights. I guess I am better at skeeball when I am three sheets to the wind.

I also laughed all day. Everything was funny. From the little dude with us, to the items at Spencer's, you know the ones I mean.

The next day I felt like I was run over by a mack truck. Hurt so bad I had to go back to the hospital and admit to the doctor I was out and about having fun. He checked me in, sedated me for three days then kept me another week.

Never drunk, though. Don't drink. Prefer to have major surgery and get doped up, NOT. But I at least try to have fun when I do.

Oh yeah, and do not go to the beauty shop or tattoo parlor intoxicated. You will live to regret it. My sister has a rabbit smoking a joint on her shoulder. Try explaining that to your children ten years later. lol. Or try explaining to your wife why your hair is permanent blue or your boss at ATT. My brother had to. lol

2007-09-03 18:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by James Watkin 7 · 0 1

Not only drunk, but I have actually started drinking beer from the 6'er I was going to buy while I was still shopping. When I went up to pay for my stuff I was still drinking and handed the checker a "4" pack, she didn't bat an eye, just rang me up like she'd seen it a million times!

2007-09-03 18:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

Not full blown grocery shopping lol but I've had whoever was driving stop at the grocery store and we'll pick up stuff to pig out on lol.

2016-05-20 23:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Yeah, but not extremely drunk. Actually it didn't vary much to usual. I was out with a friend to get a midnight snack, ended up with chips and lasagne mainly.

If I was sober and after a midnight snack, I would have got the same stuff I reckon

2007-09-03 18:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Blue & Riley too. 6 · 0 0

No, but my hubby has gone shopping with me when hes drunk, its so annoying its kinda like having a 4 year old with me :)

2007-09-03 18:13:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, and I had to go to the bathroom. When I came out, my shopping cart was missing. Someone either put all of the food back, or I forgot where I put it

2007-09-03 18:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by coachotis 6 · 1 0

Yup, I usually went after pop-tarts and orange juice...Idk it was just a craving I got when drunk. I no longer drink and haven't for 14 years now...

2007-09-03 18:15:28 · answer #9 · answered by G=ME 5 · 0 0

No but sounds like fun and it would be nice to see how much your taste changes from being drunk to sober.

2007-09-05 10:58:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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