and a drunken m!dget bumped into me and caused me to rub up against someone else, and that someone else believed I got them pregnant, that wouldn't be my fault, would it?
2007-09-03 16:36:02 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
dang that midget!!
...i told her not to drink with Judas! now i think it's an epidemic!!
and oh...no it aint your fault!
...sh!t really happens!
2007-09-03 16:43:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is your fault. You were in the bar. You chose to go into the bar. You chose to drink at the spot you where you were. You chose to stand next to that person. You chose to support the bar which couldn't continue operating if you didn't go. The bar and the alcohol industry you supported also advertised to everyone you were in the bar with. You also chose not to keep your feet and or body in a place so as not to lose balance and rub against someone. You are responsible. You are also responsible for all the animal and plant death that went into making all those drinks. You are responsible for the death of trillions of micro-organisms consumed by all the patrons of alcoholic drinkers. You are responsible for the gas used to get the beer to the bar that makes the hole in the ozone layer that gives millions of people skin cancer. You are responsible for all the alcohol related deaths every year. You are responsible for every crime committed as a result of alcohol including murders, thefts and rapes. In at least a small respect microscopic at some points you really are somewhat responsible for some of these things every dime you spend or enter and alcoholic beverage serving place consider what you are doing to promote image, donate to sales, or that kind of thing to alcohol companies.
2007-09-03 23:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heck No! The midgets DNA is all over the place!
2007-09-04 06:04:22 · answer #3 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would only be your fault if you neglected to rub the midget's head.
2007-09-03 23:39:50 · answer #4 · answered by smeelola 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No the midget needs to step up and pay child support.
2007-09-03 23:39:04 · answer #5 · answered by googlebugg 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know, a little Greek boy once asked his grandpapa if you could get AIDS from a toilet seat. His grandpapa replied, "Only if the guy before you don't get up!"
2007-09-03 23:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had you already had sex with the person prior to the whole midget escapade?
2007-09-03 23:43:15 · answer #7 · answered by Keztacular 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if it involved very large spoons and a Wurlitzer.
2007-09-03 23:39:41 · answer #8 · answered by Dominus 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell that someone that u would submit to a paternity test and pick up the midget and throw it.
2007-09-03 23:39:12 · answer #9 · answered by krissy l 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely it is . if you hadn't gotten that Little Person all hot n bothered ,this never would have Happened.
next weekend maybe you should just stay home and play parcheesi.
2007-09-03 23:41:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋