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2007-09-03 16:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by Cat Stevens 6 · 0 2

1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

2. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."

3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!

4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

5. Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.

6. Oh no! Where's my Rolex.

7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?

8. There go the lights again?

9. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."

10. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

11. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.

12. What's this doing here?

13. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

14. That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?!

15. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

16. Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?

17. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

18. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

19. Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?

20. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

21. What do you mean "You want a divorce?!?"

22. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

23. Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

24. The OTHER left

25. I dunno either, I've never seen one before

26. Cool, watch what happens when I put my finger here!

27. I'm not the specialist, I though YOU were the specialist!

28. She'll never know...

29. Ok, do we have our stories striahgt?

30. No, no, it's not gonna stay! Where's the ducktape?

31. Maybe Super Glue will keep it in place.

32. If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.

33. I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.

34. Oops!

2007-09-03 23:00:22 · answer #2 · answered by Vampire Duck 5 · 9 0

ANYTHING during surgery i hope to be completely out
if I'm able to hear them, then that means my anestegia is wearing out

2007-09-03 23:02:14 · answer #3 · answered by GOLDENFAIRY 7 · 0 0

everything that is going on during the surgery and feel it too!

specially if you are the patient

2007-09-03 23:09:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I wouldn't want to hear anything because that means I'm conscious and can feel what they're doing.

2007-09-03 23:04:43 · answer #5 · answered by Nico 7 · 0 0

Oops, I thought you were doing that. It's 0k five second rule.Dam I forgot to put on the gloves. What do you mean it doesn't work.

2007-09-03 23:02:44 · answer #6 · answered by doug g 7 · 0 0

Did anyone bring the instructions?
Anyone seen my glasses?
I've always wanted to try this procedure!

2007-09-03 23:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Badwrench 6 · 1 0

we have accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato you have 3 seconds to live

2007-09-03 23:07:22 · answer #8 · answered by LOST_fanatic:)! 4 · 1 0

I wouldn't want to hear ANYTHING, that would mean I'm AWAKE!

2007-09-03 23:00:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

what do ya mean he wanted the nose job?

2007-09-03 23:00:22 · answer #10 · answered by Bradley 5 · 0 0

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