What is the worst excuse you have come up with?
2007-09-03 12:59:08 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I told one of my best friends i was lesbian just simply because i didn't want to hurt his feelings saying no when he asked me to be his gf - He stills thinks, i'm lesbian :S
2007-09-03 13:02:31 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs.Ellis 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The bloody clown came back!!!
I disobeyed a doctor's orders. I went out and played a gig or two with my band, when I should have been laying on the couch in my living room, popping Morphine like M&Ms. I broke two bones in my leg going over a garden fence after a bloody party clown. (I'm not kidding) So when he asked me why it didn't heal straight, I told him the bloody clown came back, and I had to continue the pursuit. He believe me too. You may be laughing, but I'm dead serious. I caught the clown stealing from the children at my son's third birthday party. He just cleared the six foot garden fence and took off down the street. I gave chase, and misjudged the distance between some bicycles and the fence.
2007-09-03 20:12:03 · answer #2 · answered by Paul H. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to take a crap...
one of the worst excuses I've come up with, and i'm pretty good at quick thinking.
2007-09-03 20:05:18 · answer #3 · answered by Puss In Suit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't mean to park the car next to a part of the flooding creek that I knew would flood. I had parked our camry next to a creek that was rising and walked home well low and behold the creek rose over the car and two days later, we found the car totaled. My husband got onto me for parking the car next to the flooding creek.
2007-09-03 20:04:33 · answer #4 · answered by crymeariver 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Depressed Orange made me do it!!
At that point I was put in a mental institution for thinking an orange had feelings.
2007-09-03 20:02:50 · answer #5 · answered by meg (on Violet Hill) 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my nonexistent dog died. then he came back to life and was in a critical state, so I was also busy the next day. and then the following day was the funeral, so I was busy again.
that was a terrible thing to say -_-'
2007-09-03 21:08:32 · answer #6 · answered by xPnPx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was dead at the time lol or blame it on my cat It wasnt me it was cocoa(had her science i can rember she black fluffy and more to luv)
2007-09-03 20:10:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't talk to you right now - I need to cook the chicken for my cats dinner.
2007-09-03 20:02:51 · answer #8 · answered by Elaine S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because I felt like it!
2007-09-03 20:05:15 · answer #9 · answered by t. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My parakeets ate my homework.
2007-09-03 20:02:34 · answer #10 · answered by Caroline 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋