Got their crayons, their backpacks, their tubes of white glue, and stuck an apple to the end of their little plunger-arm thingys with which to give their teacher. Anything else?
2007-09-03 08:13:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sally's right darling husband.... It's wonderful that you're spending time with the children (the many, many children...) and we'll be fine here if you have the day off. The pool boy definitely needs watching (I swear I saw him taking off with the silverware last visit), Mustardseed's invited Chiliman over, I've sent ajsansker an invitation and Sueflower's got Manpower coming to watch over us.... So you see we'll be safe and watched after.
That bucket of margarita is for the homeless... no need to concern yourself with that. Best get the little ones of to school. And watch AJ, he blinded the teacher with his disco orbs last week (he's developing a nasty temper...).
2007-09-03 17:08:47 · answer #1 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Crayons and glue, huh?
You know I had a feeling you’d get all sappy and sentimental when we hit this particular milestone, so I made sure they’re all prepared. Aside from the slingshots and rubberband guns, they’ve been practicing making spitballs and imitating the screech of fingernails on the chalkboard. I’m aware they’re still a bit young to open fire in the classroom with the laser cannons, but I see no reason why they shouldn’t “ir-ri-tate”, “ag-gra-vate” and “ex-as-per-ate”.
I mean, really… APPLES!? What kinda army of maniacal killing machines are you raising here, anyway?
2007-09-04 01:10:29 · answer #2 · answered by sueflower 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
It may be appropriate to home-school your Dalekettes. This is the only way you can ensure they are being educated correctly. What happens if the teacher can't spell 'exterminate'? Most teachers have not had the appropriate 'plunger-pen-holding' training. Plus, the little kids' monotonous tones are not really suitable for poetry recital. Bless 'em.
2007-09-05 05:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by Shona L 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey! I wanna piece of that pool boy action!! I have an oz and some Cuervo.....also for the homeless.....so get those little mutants off to get some edumakation and go play golf or go to the 99cent porn store so I can give your poolboy a donation for the homeless while the Colonel watches my bong for me
2007-09-04 19:28:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just take your time dropping them off dear...I'll just stay here and supervise the pool boy. You know,you've been working a lot lately too...why don't you go play some golf and have some "Dalek" time. I'll stay here so you don't have to worry about anything. I'll just be here...watching the pool boy...clean our non-existent pool....
2007-09-03 19:42:26 · answer #5 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I think it would be best for them to be home schooled. If you insist on sending them to public Dalek school then make sure they take their own oil cans for those rainy days at recess.
2007-09-03 15:49:46 · answer #6 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
They will also need their very own cans of Brasso to keep everything bright and shiny. Can't be too careful against all those germs out there !! LOL !!
2007-09-03 17:42:19 · answer #7 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget milk money and gift cards for their teacher to Starbucks. Apples are so passe. *wink*
2007-09-03 15:18:13 · answer #8 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have you reviewed the "Anti-Taunting Pledge" with them lately? If so, they should be more than prepared with the lovely supplies you've gotten them.
2007-09-04 19:31:18 · answer #9 · answered by Cris O 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... you take the little army to school... I'll just be at the plantation, doing some routine maintenance... Yeah.... that's it...
2007-09-04 03:24:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋