Would any of you men, give birth if you could?

Answer 1

don't you think us men go though enough pain when you woman are pregnant

Answer 2

You ever hear the joke about the doctor who invents a machine to transfer some of the pain of childbirth from the mother to the father? No? Here:

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously
helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the UPS man was lying dead on their porch.

Now, what was the question again? :D

Answer 3

Men are pussys. There is no way in hell even if they said yes that they could handle it. men go around thinking they are all macho macho man, blah blah, women can't do ****, they just stay at home and babysit. OH hell no, men couldn't do half the **** a woman can do, the only reason women don't get all buff and **** is because women are a fair sex, and they are meant to look pretty, it doesn't mean they can't do anything. I can do anything my man can do and I can do it better. men who say they would give birth if they could are lyers from hell. no man is woman enough to be able to handle all the stress etc.

Answer 4

ROFL what a bunch of wooses!

Imagine how the population would decline if men did the bearing of the babes!

However, the first few to do it could get MIGHTY wealthy if they taped the whole thing.

OMG can you imagine a baby coming down the way... er... I can see all the guys crossing their legs now... giggles.

Can you see it... a bunch of big guys, loving daddies all, sitting around burping babies, feeding, etc and bragging... "Well MY EPISIOTIOMY SCAR is THIS big!" or "My gyno says I was the best pusher he had ever seen. Man all that running finally paid dividends?" Too cute for words... LOL.

Answer 5

No...lets be honest...You women have a superior ability to love. I can love a child with all my heart but will never...ever...be able to recreate the type of love that a women is capable of.
I think that generally the emotions of the "superior sex" are more evolved...and when a women embraces them..(whether they are darker feelings or lighter feelings)...she is capable of virtually ANYTHING.
I would think that any child born of a man has the potential of being cheated.
Of course there are exceptions to the rule...but in general I believe this to be true.

Answer 6

No way. I was in the delivery room when my daughter was born and that looked like the most painful thing I have ever seen. I felt so bad. I certainly do admire women who go through that to bring new life into the world. They are my hero's because if it was up to me, the human race would go extinct.

Answer 7

I admire women for their courage, suffering and strength to bring life into this world. I don't feel that I would have enough of those same qualities let alone the willingness to sacrifice that much to do the same. These are just a few of the reasons that I admire and respect women for. In a nut shell, my answer is . . . HELL NO!!!

Answer 8

You know if they DID, there'd be a whole lot of new laws for pregnant men, like longer maternity leaves, free daycare on the job, double tax breaks...pain therapy would begin at conception and there'd be NO talk of natural childbirth!!!! LOL

Answer 9

lmao, you wouldn't happen to be reading some sort of MPreg fanfic now would you? :D

I know a few guys who would probably say yes, but honestly I don't think a man could handle it. Women were built stronger for a reason.

Answer 10

Thats not the real tinker Bell. And no men are babys they cant handle the pain.

Answer 11

NO! Bill Cosby's story of his wife giving birth was hilarious and frightening. The baddest dudes in the world couldn't handle that pain, so I'm told. Ladies of the world...you have my unending respect.