.....I mean....should i start with being president or being Bill Gates?.....
2007-09-03 05:26:55 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Get Pinky and the Brain to help you!
2007-09-03 05:56:06 · answer #1 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well seeing how Bill has taken over the world and the president only thinks he has...become through various surgical proceedures a clone of bill then when he announces he has finally gotten all the bugs out of windows 95 pounce on him and replace him as head of the world.
2007-09-03 14:15:37 · answer #2 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, first use your dad's money to get elected governor in a state filed with cretins. Then have your brother help you steal an election. Then come up with a phony excuse to start a war. (don't forget to get control of the press first). After that it is just a matter of fooling enough of the people enough of the time. Nawh, It would never work.
2007-09-03 12:41:11 · answer #3 · answered by Bud M 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bill Gates is smarter and has more money. But you might want to go be him now, before he gives anymore of it away.
2007-09-03 12:57:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be a real person, who is wise to the deciet going on around us everyday. Be honest, bi-partisan, be neutral, and listen to the people and NOT the politicians, and special interest groups. Be a leader, not a dictator, and you just might get somewhere.
And thanks for the 2 points.
2007-09-03 13:13:11 · answer #5 · answered by CSmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to wait for the Windows World Domination edition to be released, even then you have to wait in line. No release date has been mentioned yet.
2007-09-03 12:40:43 · answer #6 · answered by Barney 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start by taking over your neighborhood and gradually move up to cities and small countries, and so on. Eventually you will have the whole world.
Hugs!
2007-09-03 12:33:01 · answer #7 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest the Gates way.. but what do I know? If you do go the Gates way - would you please get rid of Vista?
I wish you well!
2007-09-03 12:35:08 · answer #8 · answered by 343 Remember 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neither.
Don't be a copy-cat, just break right through it with your indefatigable humor!
(Not a la Clinton style of course, he's cool, but not that cool!)
2007-09-03 13:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to be ruthless and uncaring. You need to be able to lie without detection. You need to have friends that will profit from all that you lie about. I guess President would be the route for you.
2007-09-03 12:34:10 · answer #10 · answered by nsprdwmn 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋