Or puffy Cheetos for that matter? I gotta meet my fiancee's parents tonight for dinner, and I want to make the best impression!
2007-09-03 05:23:32 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Gewurztraminer (my fave!), white, light, and sweet! Can't go wrong with the Gewurzt....but make sure it's Fetzer brand.
Oh, and do include some moist towelettes for the Cheeto residue. It's just bad form to serve the orange delights and then do a Britany.
2007-09-03 15:02:36 · answer #1 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Let’s see here… a bit of elderberry wine should ensure they ignore the fact that you’re an extraterrestrial mutant encased in an armored killing machine and you’ve maniacal tendencies towards genocide and universal domination.
If you want them to disregard the fact that you’re serving them Cheetos, I’m thinking you’ll need at least 6 bottles.
And if you want them to overlook the fact that you’re already married, you’re gonna have to lace it with arsenic.
2007-09-04 16:46:00 · answer #2 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's easy to throw together a wine/wino cocktail they call a "Shake- um- up." Here's the recipe: A) One largeish bottle of the cheapest White Port you can find. B) One 12 0r 16 ounce bottle of pure or impure lemon juice. C) Pour them both in a larger bottle with some crushed ice. D) Shake like hell and after you've poured it into glasses keep twirling the glass to keep it mixed properly. It will knock your dock in the bay.
2007-09-03 17:46:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here, let me dig in the back of my bunker, I think I have something that can fit the bill......
Hmmmm.... here we go, it's a bottle I picked up off a one eyed Indian with three fingers during my travels. I haven't tried any yet, but I'm sure it's pretty potent. HE mumbled something about a funky cactus juice being the secret to the recipie, but I really couldn't understand him... HE was drinking from another bottle....
Oh, and ignore that weird spider looking thing, I don't even know what it is...
2007-09-04 04:04:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
La Chocolate Milk
2007-09-03 12:30:06 · answer #5 · answered by Penny 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get some of that wine in a box, thats good stuff! It would compliment puffy cheetos quite well haha
2007-09-03 12:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Brian 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
MD 20/20 or Thunderbird is always a crowd pleaser. I think it's about a dollar for a 50 gallon drum! LOL
2007-09-03 14:49:28 · answer #7 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Any wine works with both! I find Thunderbird a good choice, or Mad Dog 20/20 (is it still called that?) has a lovely bouquet.
2007-09-03 12:28:50 · answer #8 · answered by Scarlett12 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard blonde's be called a lot of weird names but a "cheeto"?
WHO'S the ding dong??!!(you are!!!)
2007-09-03 12:28:56 · answer #9 · answered by little lu-lu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget the wine a bottle of 151 will do just fine!
2007-09-03 12:32:21 · answer #10 · answered by Mimi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋