you are walking down the corridor of a large office building; ahead of you is a paper tiger eying you hungrily, you turn to see a dandy lion advancing menacingly. Time slows and sounds vanish apart from the rhythmic sound of a photocopier spewing out multiple sheets. You check your pen for cartridges; only one left.
2007-09-03 04:45:53 · 30 answers · asked by Silkie1 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Easy. I get my lighter out, hold it under the sprinkler system which sets it off. The tiger then turns to mush which I quickly scoop up and spread over the dandilion who puts down roots in the nutritious pulp. Thankful for the moist new home, the dandilion is now my friend.
Time has slowed thanks to my Hero from the future, Hiro and we both sup Shirley Temples from iced glasses.
2007-09-03 04:53:33 · answer #1 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm a black belt in Origami,so I would fold the paper Tiger into a Swan..Then I would go and pick the dandy Lion put it in a glass with some burdock and drink it!!
2007-09-03 05:03:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell the boss (the lion) i needed a holiday cos i caught the janitor (the tiger) in the supplies cupboard with my PA (the green elephant who u forgot to mention) when i went to get some more cartridges, i'd also call dave the repair man (mr monkey to u) out to fix the photocopier.
2007-09-03 04:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by Stitch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy I would pet the hungry tiger and make eyes at the dandy lion. No problem
2007-09-09 22:03:42 · answer #4 · answered by traceylill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab the multiple sheets from the copier, fashion a paper gun, shoot the tiger, then shoot the lion with my pen. I would have the time because 'Time slows and sounds vanish'
Ta Dah! LOL!
2007-09-03 04:55:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bust out the ninja moves and round house kick the tiger in the face then slice and dice the dandy lion
2007-09-03 04:50:50 · answer #6 · answered by *Mrs. Chumney* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask the Dandy Lion where he got that Dandy Shirt.
2007-09-03 04:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I I I would grab my-my-my stapler....its a red swingline b-b-because I switched from the Boston....and Bill told me to m-m-move my desk one more time, so I-I-I set the dandy lion and the p-p-paper tiger on fire....
2007-09-03 04:54:12 · answer #8 · answered by andrew m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's see, Hmmmm. I suppose I'd throw myself to the ground, and play dead so the paper tiger would either leave me alone, or use me and my remaining cartridge to make Dandelion Wine.
2007-09-08 17:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I try very hard to remember which dealer that, I got the Purple Mescaline from and, never use Him again.
2007-09-03 04:52:11 · answer #10 · answered by ny21tb 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋