Yes...
One time I was so drunk...
I don't recall how I got my college degree...
But suddenly...there was the B.A. Degree in the mail...
Surprise, Surprise!!! (good thing I studied...at least I assume studied)
2007-09-03 19:09:55
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't know about the grocery shopping part but I can totally understand what you mean about not knowing how you got home or got into bed. It's a weird feeling coz there's a part of your memory that's missing and that kinda freaks me out.
2007-09-03 01:44:01
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answered by Anonymous
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This is embarrasing.
Once I was so drunk that when I left the club, I had to get down on my knees, place one finger on the car door lock and slide my other hand holding the car keys down my arm to help me get it in the hole.
No problem...right on target.
But really, why do they need club bouncers that big?
it was an honest mistake..........
And his pants were EXACTLY the same colour as my car.
I was in hospital a week.
ANOTHER time, I woke up with the warm sun shining down on my body.
(I need to paint the whole whole horrifying picture here;)
It was Sat morning @8.30.
My head hurt.
I had no idea who the girl was sleeping in the other bucket seat of my car.
Ooooh noooo !!!
Looking over the top of my sports car door, (the roof was down) I observed we had chosen a secluded (at 2am) park/BBQ/ball field 10kms out of town for our tryst, which was now embarrasingly full of people cooking breakfast and having fun.
For some reason, we had chosen to throw our clothes as far away from the car as possible in all directions, along with an empty magnum of champagne.
Everyone cheered and clapped with glee, wished us a good morning and offered breakfast 'to keep our strength up' as we ran around the car, re-introducing ourselves to each other while grabbing up clothes and the bottle before leaving graciously as we could.
As the car was quite unusual, and our town is only 80,000 population, for years after, people would toot and wave on a daily basis.
I often wonder....was there anyone in town NOT there that morning???
Danny
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2007-09-03 02:08:39
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answered by Danny Dix 6
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I was with ya until you got to the grocery shopping, then you were on your own. Ever wake up in a pile of towels on the bathroom floor clutching the porcelain goddess and not know how you got there?
2007-09-03 01:44:39
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answered by trivia buff 5
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Can't say I've done that, but one time I woke up lying on the grass outside of my apartment in the pouring rain with my neighbor standing over me. Still don't know how I got home or even if that person stopped the car before they threw me out. That's drunk.
2007-09-03 01:49:01
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answered by yankeegirl 4
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Nope. Grocery shopping drunk? Now, thats funny.
2007-09-03 01:43:56
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answered by Anonymous
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No, but I didn't realize that I had kicked in 3 hotel room doors until I was handcuffed next to the elevator with the police holding each arm.
2007-09-03 01:43:15
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answered by Anonymous
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Absolutely.... I moved house recently and went out. Returned home absolutley paraletic. However I went to the old house, let myself in and went to the toilet. Wherupon the very startled new owner caught me in the act and was gonna whack me with a baseball bat until he recognised me and stopped at the last minute. Lucky
2007-09-03 01:47:05
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answered by Seed Plower 5
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lol no i have never quite been that drunk but when and if i do get that drunk ill let you know about the grocery shopping
2007-09-03 01:43:32
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answered by Adam 3
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I've been pretty drunk before but I can honestly say that I've never been grocery shopping before while I've been drunk!!
2007-09-03 01:43:24
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answered by sharonlee 4
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I had one bad experience with the bed spinning. It was when I was 18 and liquor was legal (thank God it is not until 21).
How did I ever live a normal life through the 70s. My God!
2007-09-03 01:42:59
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answered by Anonymous
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