i need some comebacks!?

Question

I hate it when people call me short. especially people who are only like 3 inches taller than me. They think they are so much taller than me just because they are by a little. I need some comebacks. Something that actually works, like that would back them off or at least make them feel bad.

i want some good ones, some that would actually make them listen istead of make more jokes. i am 18 by the way, so people here have more develop humor. thanks

Answer 1

i'm also short,i'm 15 and i'm 5'5 maybe 5'6,but the short jokes are really rare now in my year,i use to get those short jokes back in elementary but they stopped in highschool really now,
if the person is really tall call them a lanky mofo,or if your stronger then them be like yeah but i cud still f*** you up,
or you could say i'm short but the buddy's big,big tingz come in small packages,or just shrug it off,
people really dont pull that short card on me no more it seems like a regular thing,i've been a bit shorter my whole life and now i seem to be coming closer to average,
if u really wanna solve it,drink milk love life,get some greens,and be active.
how tall are you anyways?5'6?

Answer 2

My best advice is to ignore them for the insecure jerks they are. Believe that you are a much better person b/c who in tarnation spends energy comparing their own height with other people? They've got nothing else going on in their lives? Wanting to make them feel bad just means you're lowering yourself to their level.

If you must engage, I'd suggest the truth:

My height is irrelevant when it comes to tiny minds.

I really don't want to hear about your own insecurities.

Gee, you came up with that observation all by yourself, Mr/Ms Rocket Scientist?

This is really the best you can do at conversation? How boring.

But I stress that letting people tell you what to worry about is unproductive in the long run. If it's not your height, believe me, they'd choose something else.

Answer 3

Since you are 18 you are old enough to comeback with the following when someone calls you short

"yeah but Damn! I am sexy"
That away people will know that you are comfortable with yourself without making them feel bad about one of their possible faults

Answer 4

It's not nice to make people feel bad. Especially since you've experienced it yourself, you know how it feels. Tell them that you're proud of the way you are and after some time, they'll lose interest in picking on you.

Answer 5

Just say
Ur mom

lol

it depends on what u want to say


If someone says ur ugly
say "No, you must have been looking in a mirror.

If someone says ur fat
say "Its okay u can always go on a diet"

If someone is annoying you
say "you wanna see something really scary and sick
They say yes
you say
"ok, look in the mirror

Answer 6

When people call you short just ask them if they are on steroids that make them taller

Answer 7

Did you know that you are too tall. your like a building. anyway when your short that means that you can do other things that tall people can't. That is what I would do.
P.S. you could get in trouble!

Answer 8

Let me get a step ladder first so we can see eye to eye as you state the question again.

Answer 9

when they call you short just say ya that may be true but i have a really big penis, shrug your shoulders and walk away. they will be so shocked that you said that and then wonder if it's really true. the key is confidence...

Answer 10

dynamite comes in small packages.
everything else is bigger baby.
good things come to thoses who wait.
it's the person inside that counts.

I hope this helps. I can't think of anymore right now. Good luck.