I have recently formed a strong relationship with a potato who sits next to me on my computer desk.
The thing is I am running out of things to say to trevor (the potato)
Any good conversation topics for me please?
I have exhausted fields, food and potato diseases but he doesnt seem interested in anything else
2007-09-02 21:48:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Ive got a great conversation that you could have with Trevor. Ask him where he See's himself in the next few weeks. Does he see himself in a bag as a potato chip, or how about in a fry holder as a fry, or even on the table as a baked potato, dont forget mashed potato's. I'm sure you two can have a nice long talk about that.
2007-09-02 22:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by Jenniferann88 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is Trevor interested in history? If so you could probably get lots of conversation out of the 'Irish Potato Famine' or about 'Sir Francis Drakes Introduction of the Potato to England'
Most potato's have a little touch of vanity about their history - especially King Edwards - so give these topics a go!!
2007-09-03 04:56:10 · answer #2 · answered by libbyft 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say it's high time that Trevor got off his lazy butt and started some conversation himself! Who does he think he is just sitting there all the time making you do all the work? I hate spuds like that! I would tell him that if he doesn't shape up that I will be sticking four toothpicks up his butt and setting his rear in a glass of water until he turns into a female and has children.
But that's just me, I am pretty hardcore.
2007-09-03 05:10:40 · answer #3 · answered by joanie m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I also experienced a similar relationship , with a beetroot named Molly.It got quite sad towards the end.I went out and bought a lovely pair of peaches , and poor Molly got slung out to live on the compost.Me and the peach twins don't say a lot, but we have some fantastic day dreams together.
Hope this helps.
2007-09-03 05:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by jugglermatt1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldnt have to be the conversation starter, relationships are a two way street. Tell that potato of yours to take some resposibility and start interacting. I know of a great lawyer that deals with passive aggresive potatoes and hell make a mad potato bake with his silent ***. best of luck to you mate.
2007-09-03 04:57:08 · answer #5 · answered by field 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him about his origans, how he became a potato, how potatoes where discovered and the meaning of potato life. Don't mention that we eat them though because I've seen an angry spud and it aint a pretty sight.
2007-09-03 06:00:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The future of the potato, genetic manipulation, different kinds of potatoes...
2007-09-03 04:53:15 · answer #7 · answered by Freddon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if he has nothing else to say then I suggest microwave on high for 6:00 and add sour cream,butter,bacon bits and "enjoy that conversation with your stomach"
2007-09-03 04:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell the potato to quit wrinkling up, and tell you psychiatrist to increase your visits.
2007-09-03 04:52:07 · answer #9 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I am suited to answering this question, I just ate potato chips! :O
2007-09-03 04:52:21 · answer #10 · answered by dk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋