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I'm soliciting -- strike that, I'm not allowed to solicit anybody for any purpose.

Humorous replies please.

2007-09-02 20:04:00 · 10 answers · asked by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

10 answers

use your chest as a shield to block the way of the an oncoming knife

2007-09-02 20:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by Cliff 6 · 2 0

Write a book about Zen Phylosophy and ht them over the head with it.

2007-09-03 03:10:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Defend yourself with wet spaghetti

2007-09-03 03:07:27 · answer #3 · answered by coachotis 6 · 1 0

Put your self inside brick wall.

2007-09-03 12:12:04 · answer #4 · answered by lbelfer 4 · 0 0

Whip out the spork you keep hidden in your shoe!

2007-09-03 03:09:04 · answer #5 · answered by Scarlett12 5 · 1 0

Hair pulling. Wow, that hurts. lol.

2007-09-03 03:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

with a small child

2007-09-03 03:13:15 · answer #7 · answered by Optimus Prime 4 · 1 0

nothing, let them do their worst!!!! maybe wet myself during the process!!!!!

2007-09-03 09:43:16 · answer #8 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1 0

biting. u never know where "whtever u were biting" has been.

2007-09-03 03:08:15 · answer #9 · answered by Ms Medieval 7 · 0 0

Pee your pants to keep them away from you......

2007-09-03 03:09:41 · answer #10 · answered by Sheriff of Yahoo! 7 · 2 0

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