2007-09-02 19:56:33 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Are you naturally stupid or does it take practice?
2007-09-02 19:59:33 · answer #1 · answered by BOOM 7 · 9⤊ 1⤋
You're a fart.
I don't mean you the asker... that's my comeback. And yes... it's the best I can think of.
2007-09-02 19:59:45 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
This girl called the guy a peniswrinkle. I was entertained.
2007-09-02 20:05:58 · answer #3 · answered by Georgie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That, pretty lady, would depend on what the comeback was for.
2007-09-02 20:01:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
My answer to an idiot boyfriend I once had: " I would have a battle of the wits with you on this but I can't attack an unarmed man...."
2007-09-02 20:04:36 · answer #5 · answered by juicyapplejazz 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
An ex boyfriend tried to put me down in front of his friends and I got a bit miffed so he said, " I'm just messing around, can't you take a joke", and I replied "Of course I can, I'm still with you, aren't I", needless to say he was breathing fire after that remark.
2007-09-02 20:01:47 · answer #6 · answered by Me 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
My friend is major freak[[i love her though]] she is with me and this is her come back........."your face looks like a sliced jalapeno" ♥
2007-09-02 20:09:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say I'm sorry, I don't understand you, I don't speak skank! (Then take a step backward to get out of slap range)
2007-09-02 20:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by seadog 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i usually will just look and let them get that smug look like they have gotten the better of me and tell them btw your mom wants you to pick up a gallon of milk and some tampons , get going , grown folks are going to get to talking about your mom's turkey impression ( i had to clean it up as not to get a violation)
2007-09-02 20:04:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
"Crucio" or "Avada Kedavra" depends how much time I have and what I'm in the mood for.
2007-09-02 22:01:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It depends what someone says...im a nice person but if someone says somethin to push the right buttons inside me im so ****** evil and i will make them cry.
2007-09-02 20:01:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋