I bet you cant make me laugh?

Question

go ahead make my day..

Why!? i think i just woke up my whole neighborhood laughing, ur in the lead! btw i laughed at thebitch one too

Answer 1

Grape Nuts




Now give me my ten points!

Answer 2

There was this girl. She wanted to be a cop, so she went to the police station and asked for a job. He said "You just have to answer 3 questions"

he asked her what 2 + 2 equaled and she replied 4. Then he asked, whats the square root of 10 and she replied 100? yea he said. Heres your final question. Who killed preident linkon? She said, I dont know. He said, well then come back tomorrow when you know.

Later that night her friends called and asked if she had gotten the job. She said, "Yea~ i'm even working on a murder case!"

Answer 3

I bet you're right. I am pitiful at making people laugh. I don't even try. But I'm sure someone can on here. There are some pretty funny peeps on here.

Answer 4

A guy walks into a bar and sits beside a very attractive lady;
he kinda eyes her up and down, the woman turns to him and says "back off slick, I'm a lesbian"

The guy pauses for a moment.............turns to the woman and says.........So,....What part of Lesbia are you from??

Answer 5

i bet i can't either...(i got one) how bout this one its not really a joke but its a pick up line that makes me laugh and throw up at the same time...
you say " hey babe do you like whales cause there is a humback at my place."

Answer 6

a guy is at the store when he goes to check-out. in front of him there's a woman putting stuff on the conveyer belt when she turns around and sees the guy. then she says, "hey, i know you! i have your kid!"

the guy is shocked. he frantically starts thinking. then all of a sudden he remembers that bachelor party. he says, "oh, are you that stripper who was at mike's bachelor party. the one that gave me a lap dance."

the woman is staring at the guy oddly.

the guy continues. "ya know, we had a good time, went back to my hotel room and had sex. wow, you never told me you got pregnant."

the woman, surprised herself, says, "actually, i meant i have your son tommy in my class. where's your wife?"

Answer 7

3 brazilians soldiers died in Iraq last week.

at the press conference, one reporter asked President Bush:

"mr. president, what are your thoughts on the 3 brazillian soldiers killed in iraq"

Bush looked at her, speechless, and replied "3 brazillions!? how many is that!?"

Answer 8

A teacher asks her second grade class, "who can give me a word that starts with 'A?'"

Little Billy raises his hand and says, "*ss!"

"Billy, you shouldn't say that...who could give me a word that starts with 'B?'"

Little Billy raises his hand and says, "b*tch!"

"Billy, don't say that again or you'll stand in the corner...who could give me a word that starts with 'C?'"

Little Billy raises his hand and drops the C bomb!

"Billy, how dare you! Go stand in the corner!"

Billy doesn't get to participate for the rest of the game, until the teacher asks, "who can give me a word that starts with 'Z?'"

The second grade class is having trouble coming up with a word that starts with Z, but Billy is in the corner raising his hand.

"Oh well," the teacher thinks. "He can't have anything bad to say about this one." So she calls on Billy.

"Zebra," said Billy....

"....with a BIG motherf*cking c*ck!"

Answer 9

Here's my try http://www.esnips.com/doc/4d7b6708-f966-419e-b309-07c92d5c7279/bob-and-tom---Beer-Run/?widget=flash_player_esnips_blue It's safe, just listen.

Answer 10

you go me there. im not in the mood to make anyone laugh.