have your ever added the phrase "in bed" to the fortune you get in your cookie?
like:
Something you lost will soon turn up. (in bed)
A pleasant surprise is in store for you. (in bed)
May life throw you a pleasant curve. (in bed)
Be mischievous and you will not be lonesome. (in bed)
Don't forget, you are always on our minds. (in bed)
it works for all of them! have any other funny ones????
2007-09-02 17:21:22 · 9 answers · asked by Sheriff J P 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No this must be some kind of new fortune cookie
2007-09-02 17:29:30 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, i save all my fortunes, here are some..
This is your day to call the shots (in bed) haha
Only the wisest and stupidest of men change. Are you either? (in bed)
You cannot make two people like each other (in bed)
You will be successful someday (in bed)
haha..thats funny
2007-09-03 00:33:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope! I hate fortune cookies, they taste like crap. But I love reading the fortunes.
Next time i'll do it.
2007-09-03 00:53:12 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Blue & Riley too. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got one that said 'Pleasures await you by the seashore....in bed' Haha. Ironically, I go the beach a lot so I guess I'll meet someone nice soon.
2007-09-03 00:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!
ok my fortune cookie for today said : you will conquer obstacles to achieve success... (in bed) lol cool
2007-09-03 00:31:56 · answer #5 · answered by GOLDENFAIRY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always say that. Mine says "Seize from every moment its uniqueness, especially this week." (In Bed). lol I just had Chinese food. Yum.
2007-09-03 00:27:51 · answer #6 · answered by Angel of Death says F-IT! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Ok I just opened one and it says:
You crave your lover when the two of you are apart (in bed).
LMAO!
2007-09-03 00:45:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are pretty (in bed)
2007-09-03 11:55:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha everytime..
some luck is headed your way (in bed)
2007-09-03 00:27:03 · answer #9 · answered by nattachat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋