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Forgive me, but I have to. It's too easy.

Yo mama.

2007-09-02 16:48:45 · answer #1 · answered by Brooksie 4 · 1 0

One time in Myrtle Beach, we were on vacation so we went out for dinner to this restaurant called Quinceys. Well I had to go to the washroom really bad, so I sat down and did my business. I casually rested my hands at the my side, when I felt something crispy against my hand. I dared not to look, so I finished and got up. Just before leaving the stall I turned around to see what I had brushed, and sure enough it was a dried piece of poo running down the outside of the toilet.

Worse enough, the tap in the bathroom didn't work!!!

2007-09-02 16:54:31 · answer #2 · answered by holla28 2 · 0 0

Dirtiest as in messy/greasy/muddy, or dirty like discusting?

The messiest thing I ever touched was probably my bike chain (I had to get it back on the gear)

The most discusting thing I have ever touched was probably cat puke (on accident)

2007-09-02 16:51:06 · answer #3 · answered by Kelly 4 · 1 0

Dr Zoidberg

2007-09-02 16:48:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

One summer many many years ago I was walking around in our back yard barefoot and stopped to squish my toes in some mud. Then I realized it hadn't rained in a few days. We did have a dog, though.

2007-09-02 16:53:40 · answer #5 · answered by John's Secret Identity™ 6 · 0 0

Well I fell in this huge mud puddle back in Ukraine. it was winter.Snow everywhere, and I'm wearing a coat that weights more than me. I walked home with mud train behind me.

2007-09-02 16:52:29 · answer #6 · answered by Amanda Overmeyer-Janis of today! 5 · 0 0

I can't think of anything dirty at the moment but if I did it would come off when I washed my hands. Dirt and stuff just doesnt bother me cause i know it will wash off.

2007-09-02 16:52:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was in a Mexican market, and I was very sharply pushed from behind. I turned to yell at the person, only to discover that a man was carrying a skinned pig to the meat part of the market, and the head butted into me. It was unintentional, but that was the nastiest thing I ever touched....considering that I don't even eat meat.

2007-09-02 16:50:39 · answer #8 · answered by pep 4 · 0 4

Trying to remove a puddle of human excrement from a carpet.

2007-09-02 18:30:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A flattened and dried out roadkill squirrel. Naaasty :P

2007-09-02 16:49:28 · answer #10 · answered by x plug in baby xo 4 · 2 0

When I was a medic in Iraq I had to pick up a corpse. That was pretty dirty, but very sad.

2007-09-02 16:49:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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