Please before you answer "duh, it takes time to acquire" I am kidding and looking for creative answers.
2007-09-02 16:27:11 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
well, from what I have heard, certain illegal drugs can make time go by faster for you, or is it go slower? I don't remember. I don't do that stuff. (I only do coffee, diet pepsi and ice cream....) haha
I totally hear ya on the patience part, especially if you want to go from Point A to Point B and you know you will be at Point B but then you get a few minor road blocks and pot holes in the way.
Why can't life just be one smooth road? :)
2007-09-02 16:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
have you ever wondered why we are "patients" at the doctors? and by the way why are their workplace called "practices".
No seriously, patience can be bought at the local supermarket (where they currenly have an offer "3 for 2") over at the lots-of-money-town.To get there you pass through the honest-politician-hometown and turn left at the junction between no-tears-ever-street and forever-happy-no-divorce-road. Upon reaching get-along-with-all-family-members-highway take a right. Continue for approx 12 miles and take exit "always-happy-to-see-you" don't stop and pick the the one-dollar bills at the bushes, as that is soooo last year and rather surburban. The town centre has the most beautiful $100 bill trees and they are blooming right now.
The supermarket is run by totally-happy-helpfull PhD guy and his supermodel brainsurgeon wife. And between you and I: get the titanium grade patience because it changes colour as you use it. It is also long-lasting. If you need further information please call me on 555-4589
2007-09-04 15:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need patients? I have a brilliant idea!!
Let's run down to the local hospital. I bet you anything you'll find lots of patients in the ER. And gosh....... if they'll let you go up to each of the floors, I have NO DOUBT you'll find even more patients in each of the hospital rooms. They even put their patients to rest there. What more could you ask for? You hit the motherload of patients in the hospital!!!
So hurry....... JUST don't get hit by a bus on the way. I mean think about it..... would hate for you to become patient in this experience. *wink*
2007-09-03 08:24:07 · answer #3 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
With whats going on with this country now if you don't have patience yet then something is definitely wrong with you. Find some one who smokes pot.
2007-09-02 23:35:47 · answer #4 · answered by dizzymom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man you blew it with me, I thought you were serious.
I just got a new shipment of patience in yesterday and I was willing to sell you a quantity cheep.
2007-09-02 23:51:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Go to the nearest drugstore, it's available over the counter, no need for prescriptions. And buy some extra, in case you need it again in the future!
2007-09-02 23:35:52 · answer #6 · answered by dalton 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have definitely come to the wrong girl. Patience is not in my vocabulary.
2007-09-02 23:35:09 · answer #7 · answered by Kate v.7.0 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think it was Thomas Jefferson who said:
"When angry, count to 10. When very angry, count to 100."
100 seconds isn't very long but will increase patience exponentialy.
2007-09-02 23:32:50 · answer #8 · answered by AngryMarvin 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
At the patience store, but it's closed.
2007-09-02 23:31:40 · answer #9 · answered by MaîtreFlavio 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Valium
2007-09-02 23:29:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋