2007-09-02 16:19:14 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hahaha your face, just kidding, umm that you buried your gold fish in your backyard
2007-09-02 16:24:29 · answer #1 · answered by sincerely,beautiful 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone's going to answer without saying something funny, just to help you with your 100 answer goal, lol =D
2007-09-02 23:23:39 · answer #2 · answered by Miss New Jersey =] 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whats the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs? One goodyear and one GREAT year! hehehehe hope i dont get reported cause this joke is hilarious! Well i think so! lol
2007-09-02 23:28:31 · answer #3 · answered by ncooper69_2003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.
The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.
"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"
2007-09-03 00:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by Out on a limb returns 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My youngest daughter told my middle daughter she couldn't go to the mall with us because she had a stain on her shirt and that no one will sell her any more shirts because she was ruining them.
2007-09-02 23:45:33 · answer #5 · answered by dizzymom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stole the cookie from the cookie jar and got my hand stuck. I had to go to hospital to get it removed.
2007-09-02 23:24:51 · answer #6 · answered by Kelly H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a duck walks into a pharmacy and asks "do you have any grapes?" the pharmacist says "no go to the grocery store and ask them" the next day the duck comes back to the pharmacy and asks "do you have any grapes?" the pharmacist says "look i told you, this is a pharmacy, go look at the grocery store for grapes!" the next day the duck walks into the pharmacy and asks "do you have any grapes?" the pharmacist says "IF YOU COME IN HERE ONE MORE TIME ASKING FOR GRAPES IM GOING TO NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE TABLE!" the next day the duck comes back to the pharmacy and asks "do you have any nails?" the pharmacist says "no" and the duck said "in that case, do you have any grapes?"
2007-09-02 23:27:58 · answer #7 · answered by dee_the_genius 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What word does 8,008 spell on a calculator? Take a minute to think of the answer.
2007-09-02 23:23:36 · answer #8 · answered by Sephiroth~The One Winged Angel~ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
My grandson and I were riding down the road ...he said Nanny I hate my name...I said well what do you want to be called he said...Walker Texas Ranger.....I said can I call you Ranger for short.
2007-09-02 23:26:59 · answer #9 · answered by Glinda W 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is everyone competing to have the most answers?
2007-09-02 23:23:46 · answer #10 · answered by music_literature_freak 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋