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Why am I sitting in the parking lot of a gas station when I could be enjoying a juicy steak instead?

2007-09-03 01:29:58 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1 0

Sure you can. The bar is still open. Would you care for another round of the same, or do you want to try somethilng different? By the way, I notice that you have quite a collection of those little umbrellas next to your elbow. You could always ask if ontology recapitulates philogeny. That is good for a laugh or two.

2007-09-03 09:13:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well i usually say really ridiculous things when i am drunk so try asking something like why can't many Americans locate the US on a map

2007-09-02 16:15:10 · answer #3 · answered by RocKsTaR 6 · 1 0

Is there anything left to drink?
Where am I sleeping this off?
Where am I?
Will I feel this in the morning?
Should I call a taxi?

2007-09-02 16:14:34 · answer #4 · answered by W♥ Knit Twit ♥P 5 · 0 0

Ask In the wresting section my dog won't make love to me do you know why


You will be a total rockstar if u did that

2007-09-02 16:14:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Could you give me directions to the bed room.

2007-09-02 16:17:20 · answer #6 · answered by dizzymom 4 · 0 0

ask the closest girl/boy to you to go upstairs with you. it will probably be better than waiting for answers on this thing.

2007-09-02 16:16:07 · answer #7 · answered by Katie O'C 2 · 0 0

What's the best way to clean vomit out of your keyboard?

2007-09-02 17:41:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

maybe like what kinda drink did you have ha ah ah ah ahaaaaaaaaaa i am druinkl too seeeeeee? lol come hang wit me

2007-09-02 16:14:20 · answer #9 · answered by Yanni 5 · 0 0

late!? what time zone are you in? it's so not late. we just have nothing better to do.

2007-09-02 16:17:24 · answer #10 · answered by Heather W 3 · 0 0

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