2007-09-02 16:01:55 · 22 answers · asked by Giggle Bear 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hire George Bush as CEO.
2007-09-02 16:15:46 · answer #1 · answered by dizzymom 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
YES!!! As long as I don't have to half the money with the person whose hand I am holding. I am not ashamed of my body, and I don't have to actually EAT the 15 cheeseburgers, and I would love a million dollars.
2016-05-19 22:46:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do business using goods made in China.
The company that bought the flourishing company I worked for did this. Our company only bought from Europe and Brazil.. when the other company took over, they moved production to China to save money and the quality tanked. I don't blame China, by the way... you get what you pay for !!!
2007-09-02 16:07:34 · answer #3 · answered by NinaFromNewEngland 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Take the company to the greyhound racetrack and bet on Droopy the Dog.
2007-09-02 16:07:49 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hire a LOT of people who are dysfunctional, messed up in the head, and who need performance-enhancing substances (anti-depressants, steroids, whatever) to function at their jobs....
And then have ONE of your most famous employees go POSTAL and committ a murder-suicide slaughtering his whole family...have Congress investigate you then, and also have *raids* happen that end up getting *Half* of your workforce suspended and/or fired.
And if that doesn't do it, go through this whole big *act* of "everything's just fine and danday" and waste even *more* money being in denial about all of your problems.
Not that this is *My* idea of "good business" mind you, but hey.... ^_^
2007-09-02 16:13:52 · answer #5 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Make Michael Jackson CEO LOL.
2007-09-02 16:06:40 · answer #6 · answered by charks love 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Give me a company credit card
2007-09-02 16:07:03 · answer #7 · answered by Monkey Mom 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wear a company uniform and go and beat up little old ladies.
2007-09-02 16:07:42 · answer #8 · answered by Third Day 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Give the CEO a raise every day!
2007-09-02 16:06:21 · answer #9 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Build a Walmart next to it?
2007-09-02 16:05:30 · answer #10 · answered by collynn 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋