George Bush, Bill Clinton, and Dick Cheney are at the gates of heaven. A angel appears and says to get into heaven you have to answer a question and get it right. Today's topic is Military History. The angel ask Dick Cheny to name the president of at the time of Desert Storm, he says George H. Bush, He walks into heaven. What was the 2003-2004 war campian called, he says the War on Terrorism, he goes to heaven. The angel ask Bush name all the causalities in that war?
2007-09-02 15:47:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
That is about the stupidest joke I have ever heard...........######
2007-09-02 15:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 5⤋
Here's a better one: A guy walks into a bar and sees Bush and Cheney sitting in the back at a long table with a bunch of maps planning something out. Trying to act cool, the guy sits down at the bar and has a few drinks. After a little while he notices that Bush and Cheney are still engaged in heavy discussion. So he goes over to them and asks "Mr. President, mr. Vice President, why are you guy here?" Bush turns around and answers "Well we're planning the murder of 30 million Iraqis and a biker!" The guys asks "Why the biker?", at which point Cheney looks at Bush and says "See, I told you no one would care about the 30 million Iraqis!"
2016-05-19 22:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After the Clinton Administration and his personal 21 indictments on federal crimes and the daily lies, despite all the bungles, the Bush Administration shines comparatively.
2007-09-02 16:21:51 · answer #3 · answered by Caninelegion 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, but there is no possibile way Cheney or Bush will ever get anywhere near the gates of heaven.
2007-09-02 16:06:13 · answer #4 · answered by obl_alive_and_well 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
http://photomatt.net/2004/04/07/mosaic/
2007-09-02 15:52:17 · answer #5 · answered by easy_game_101 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
George Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart. The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter questions him.
"You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths certain people will go to, to sneak into Heaven under false pretenses. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?" Saint Peter complies with a snap of his fingers. The blackboard and chalk instantly appear.
Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his special theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed.
"You really are Einstein! Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials. Picasso doesn't hesitate. "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles and proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk. Saint Peter claps.
"Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!"
The last to arrive is George Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head. "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
Bush looks bewildered, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs, "Come on in, George."
2007-09-02 15:53:52 · answer #6 · answered by John Sidney McCain III 3 · 11⤊ 3⤋
Bush says the whole American people, and he gets into heaven as well.
2007-09-02 15:50:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
History will have a field day trying to understand the dittoheads that back Bush. They will cross-reference koolaid drinkers at Jonestown. To bad the dittoheads still have DNA in the game.
2007-09-02 15:57:54 · answer #8 · answered by expose_neocons 3 · 6⤊ 3⤋
"Wait," Bush says, "weren't they just the toy soldiers I played with as a kid?"
2007-09-06 15:07:45 · answer #9 · answered by sanityinga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need a bit of work on the punch line. How about working in a "can't recall" somewhere?
2007-09-02 15:59:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Bush goes straight to hell. He can care less about about all those kids deaths or he would stop this useless war or send his own kids too.
2007-09-02 15:53:15 · answer #11 · answered by GabbyGal 4 · 8⤊ 3⤋