I'm sad today and I need someone to cheer me up! My boyfriend is a jerk and I need something to laugh at or make me feel better!
2007-09-02 14:26:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i gave you a star and if i was there i would give you a hug but since i can't be there and since i can only give one star i will give you :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) this many smiles well here is some more :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
2007-09-02 20:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by qcyboy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal
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A man went to a restaurant for a nice dinner. He ordered his appetizer and waiting for the waiter to serve him. A waiter come by and the man noticed a spoon in all the waiters' shirt-pockets.
Curiously he asked the waiter, "wats dat spoon for?"
The waiter replied, "its so that we dont need to waste time to fetch one back in the kitchen."
The man said, "thats a brilliant idea."
So the man continues to eat his appetizer and he intentionally drops his spoon. Then the same waiter came and gave the man the spoon in his pocket. After that, the man ordered his main course. This time he noticed a thread comming out of all the waiters' zipper.
Curiously he asked the same waiter, "um why is there thread comming out from your zipper?"
The waiter replied "it's so to save the water bill, becaz it is tied to our dick and when we go to pee, we just pull the thread and not touching it which save the time to wash hands and thus save the water bill."
The man replied, "good idea, but how you get it back in?"
The waiter replied, "i dont know about the others but i use the spoon."
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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"
I hope all these would put you in a postive frame of mind
Have a nice day.
2007-09-02 15:22:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
go to the Jokes and Riddles section, good ways to cheer up.
forget ur jerk bf and just live life to the fullest. there are plenty of other fish in the sea!
2007-09-02 14:31:57 · answer #3 · answered by Siroonig 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"
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Knock,Knock?
2007-09-02 15:33:32 · answer #4 · answered by M.D. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma's teeth are so big she uses a baseball bat as a tooth pick. Hope that mad you laugh, here's a star too!
2007-09-02 14:32:31 · answer #5 · answered by Mo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rah rah sis boom bah. I forgot the rest soo hahaha!!!! YAY! It was a cheer. Sort of. well I hope it helped. : )
2007-09-02 14:41:35 · answer #6 · answered by pixieq4tay 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dump the dude.
Hope that helps
2007-09-02 14:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋