Can you write a little story using thes movie quotes?

Question

1 If you want to be the best, you must...lose...your...mind
2 How can you talk if you haven't got a brain
3 If its one thing I despise, its a fair fight
4 Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
5 May the force be with you
6 Louie, I think this the start of a beautiful friendship

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1873

"Oakie Dokie Annie Oakley"

U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon had been led on a wild goose chase so Dodge City would be sans their famous lawman. Luke Proctor and his gang were ready to hit over the Labor Day weekend. They waited until Sunday night to begin their pillaging. Using the Long Branch as their base of operation, they demanded that all the townsfolk empty their wallets and purses.
Kitty:"If you think I'm going to be subjected to this piracy, you are SADLY mistaken! "
Proctor grabbed her by the hair,throwing her to the floor.....
"(4) Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn if you do this peacefully or not ! " He took her purse, emptied it's contents on the table and then pulled her in his arms. He looked over at one of his men and laughed savagely.......(6)"Louie, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship." As he tried kissing the tempestuous redhead, she slapped him.
Proctor slugged her.

It only took Matt a few hours to realize he had been duped. He high-tailed it back to Dodge and stormed into the Long Branch.
Matt:" PROCTOR !! Get your hands off Kitty! Are you such a miserable coward that you only fight women?!" He boldly took off his gunbelt and stood in front of the scoundrel.
Proctor: "You don't scare me none, big man!" As he unbuckled his holster he whispered to Louie,(3) " If its one thing I despise, its a fair fight. Jump in anytime, my friend."
Matt knelt down to check on Kitty. She looked up at him, bloody and bruised....(5) " May the force be with you, Matt."
Proctor took advantage of this moment and kicked Matt,
sprawling him against one of the tables. Matt grabbed his side, wincing in pain. Proctor kicked him again.
Proctor:"You know, Dillon. You ain't so tough. Why is it everyone thinks you are?"
Matt stood up....." You sure do talk alot, mister. How in the world is that possible? (2) How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?"
Proctor threw a punch. Matt ducked. They battled it out for several minutes until Proctor, weak from fighting, signaled his men to finish off Matt. Two men held Matt's arms as another delivered hit after hit.

All of a sudden all hell broke loose!! Sunshine MacGillicutty came flying into the Long Branch and reached for her gun!
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Sunshine:"You lay one more hand on Matt and I will shoot off everyone of your fingers. CAPICE ?!" No one in the bar understood Italian, but they caught her drift.
All of the bad guys dropped their guns; All but Proctor........"Well....... It looks as though it's just you and me, Annie Oakley!!! And I think you should know.... I am the best!!"
He appeared to go into a meditative trance....(1)" If you want to be the best, you must...lose...your...mind."
(((BANG))) (((BANG)))
He looked at Sunshine with a confused stare....Then fell to the ground.

Sunshine rushed over to Matt. She cradled his head in her lap and yelled to someone to go get Doc....."You okay, Miss Kitty?"
Kitty:"Sure. I'll be fine."
Matt looked up at Sunshine....... "Well....You did it again ! You saved my hide. What did he call you....Annie Oakley?"
Sunshine laughed...."Yeah , but he left out a few words. Remember , baby?"
Matt:" Sure I do........ You're my Oakie. You're my dokie.You're my Annie Oakley. Sunshine is my babydooooll !! "
Kitty stared at the two of them. Rubbing her sore jaw, she picked up her purse and left Matt and Sunshine on the floor.....
"I GIVE UP," she moaned.